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Cocaine Joke Metal Wallet Card – Rude Novelty Gift

Cocaine Joke Metal Wallet Card – Rude Novelty Gift

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About this gift

A cheeky metal wallet card printed with the joke: “I DON’T DO COCAINE BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING.” A small adult-humour keepsake for birthdays, Christmas or Secret Santa.

Product details

  • Printed aluminium card
  • Approx. 85 × 55 mm
  • Approx. 1 mm thick
  • Business-card size for keeping in a wallet
  • Design permanently printed by sublimation
  • Made in England

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