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“MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Novelty Gift
Wave goodbye to your final shred of patience—with a flicker of flame and a hearty laugh. This “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” personalised candle is ideal for anyone on the verge of a life reset, a dramatic exit or simply embracing chaos with style. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries, it’s the go-to gift for breakups, meltdown milestones, work walkouts or savage Secret Santas. Add your own name, roast-worthy message or emoji for a bespoke burn they’ll never forget.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for desks, shelves or bedside tables, then reuse as a pen pot or plant holder
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scents to suit every vibe:
Sweet Vanilla for a cosy, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, clean atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a bold, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—edit the headline, add your sign-off or change colours and fonts for full creative control
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper stays vibrant and intact through life’s messiest moments
Label Details
Main headline “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” in bold all-caps sans-serif font
Personal message line ready for your savage sign-off, such as “Love, [YOUR NAME]” or “From me to you: burn it down x”
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g. “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”)
Seamless wraparound design—no gaps, no overlaps, just savage sentiment in candle form
Whether your colleague just rage-quit, your mate escaped a toxic ex, your sibling hit rock bottom with flair, or your Secret Santa recipient deserves a wicked roast, this candle is the ultimate blend of solidarity and sass. Light it when the last nerve snaps, raise a toast to burnt bridges, or simply say “cheers to being done.”
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Wave goodbye to your final shred of patience—with a flicker of flame and a hearty laugh. This “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” personalised candle is ideal for anyone on the verge of a life reset, a dramatic exit or simply embracing chaos with style. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries, it’s the go-to gift for breakups, meltdown milestones, work walkouts or savage Secret Santas. Add your own name, roast-worthy message or emoji for a bespoke burn they’ll never forget.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for desks, shelves or bedside tables, then reuse as a pen pot or plant holder
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scents to suit every vibe:
Sweet Vanilla for a cosy, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, clean atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a bold, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—edit the headline, add your sign-off or change colours and fonts for full creative control
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper stays vibrant and intact through life’s messiest moments
Label Details
Main headline “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” in bold all-caps sans-serif font
Personal message line ready for your savage sign-off, such as “Love, [YOUR NAME]” or “From me to you: burn it down x”
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g. “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”)
Seamless wraparound design—no gaps, no overlaps, just savage sentiment in candle form
Whether your colleague just rage-quit, your mate escaped a toxic ex, your sibling hit rock bottom with flair, or your Secret Santa recipient deserves a wicked roast, this candle is the ultimate blend of solidarity and sass. Light it when the last nerve snaps, raise a toast to burnt bridges, or simply say “cheers to being done.”
personalised last fuck candle
funny breakup gift candle
custom savage novelty candle
adult humour soy wax candle
“last fuck” insult candle
bespoke rude candle present
unique dark humour gift
savage Secret Santa candle
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