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Funny Cocaine Candle | Wishing I Was Out Sniffing Candle Gift | Rude Personalised Candle for Friends | Marching Powder Joke Gift | Banter Gag Candle
Looking for the perfect rude novelty candle that oozes dark humour and zero chill? This funny cocaine-themed personalised candle is designed for the party animal who‘s been "banned from marching powder but stuck watching flames instead." Whether it’s for your clubbing mate, party crew, or someone who’s embraced early nights over white lines, this candle is savage, hilarious, and unforgettable.
The main label reads:
“WISHING I WAS OUT SNIFFING COCAINE”
...followed by:
“Instead, I’m stuck in watching this flame”
In the middle of the design is a big yellow "NO MARCHING POWDER IN THIS AREA" warning sign, along with small graphics of cocaine lines and a baggie — giving it a full-on parody label look. It’s ideal for funny birthday gifts, nights in banter, or even just rude gifts for mates who miss the sesh.
✨ Product Features:
🕯️ Handmade soy wax candle in a stylish glass jar
📏 Dimensions: 8cm wide x 10cm high
⏱️ Approx. 45-hour burn time
🌸 Scent options to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
🎨 Customisable label – the text can be altered to suit any name, phrase, or drug-free humour
🖼️ Design includes novelty cocaine visuals & no-marching-warning-style icon
✅ Personalise for birthdays, banter nights, rude gifts, or gag presents
🏷️ Label Design Details:
Theme: Drug-themed humour, anti-party satire, and rude novelty
Main text: "Wishing I was out sniffing cocaine"
Subtext: "Instead, I’m stuck in watching this flame"
Icons:
Cocaine lines graphic
Baggie illustration
Yellow warning-style icon reading "No Marching Powder In This Area"
Bordered layout for a clean, framed design
Customisable text: Change wording or names to make it more personal, funnier, or suitable for different occasions
🎉 Why Buy This Candle?
This funny rude candle gift is the ultimate gag for that mate who’s more familiar with powder than pillow talk. Whether they’ve retired from wild nights or just need a laugh, this candle brings the party jokes home.
Perfect for:
🎂 Funny birthday gift for party friends
🎁 Personalised gag gift for workmates or housemates
🎄 Secret Santa rude candle with edge
😂 Bantersaurus mates who love shock humour
🛋️ Night-in replacement for party lovers
💬 Conversation starter gift
🙅♂️ Anti-sesh joke gift
🔥 Unique novelty candle for any occasion
Whether you‘re shopping for your best mate, flatmate, brother, or that chaotic party friend who‘s now pretending they prefer yoga — this is the ultimate funny, edgy, and totally original candle.
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£11.99
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Looking for the perfect rude novelty candle that oozes dark humour and zero chill? This funny cocaine-themed personalised candle is designed for the party animal who‘s been "banned from marching powder but stuck watching flames instead." Whether it’s for your clubbing mate, party crew, or someone who’s embraced early nights over white lines, this candle is savage, hilarious, and unforgettable.
The main label reads:
“WISHING I WAS OUT SNIFFING COCAINE”
...followed by:
“Instead, I’m stuck in watching this flame”
In the middle of the design is a big yellow "NO MARCHING POWDER IN THIS AREA" warning sign, along with small graphics of cocaine lines and a baggie — giving it a full-on parody label look. It’s ideal for funny birthday gifts, nights in banter, or even just rude gifts for mates who miss the sesh.
✨ Product Features:
🕯️ Handmade soy wax candle in a stylish glass jar
📏 Dimensions: 8cm wide x 10cm high
⏱️ Approx. 45-hour burn time
🌸 Scent options to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
🎨 Customisable label – the text can be altered to suit any name, phrase, or drug-free humour
🖼️ Design includes novelty cocaine visuals & no-marching-warning-style icon
✅ Personalise for birthdays, banter nights, rude gifts, or gag presents
🏷️ Label Design Details:
Theme: Drug-themed humour, anti-party satire, and rude novelty
Main text: "Wishing I was out sniffing cocaine"
Subtext: "Instead, I’m stuck in watching this flame"
Icons:
Cocaine lines graphic
Baggie illustration
Yellow warning-style icon reading "No Marching Powder In This Area"
Bordered layout for a clean, framed design
Customisable text: Change wording or names to make it more personal, funnier, or suitable for different occasions
🎉 Why Buy This Candle?
This funny rude candle gift is the ultimate gag for that mate who’s more familiar with powder than pillow talk. Whether they’ve retired from wild nights or just need a laugh, this candle brings the party jokes home.
Perfect for:
🎂 Funny birthday gift for party friends
🎁 Personalised gag gift for workmates or housemates
🎄 Secret Santa rude candle with edge
😂 Bantersaurus mates who love shock humour
🛋️ Night-in replacement for party lovers
💬 Conversation starter gift
🙅♂️ Anti-sesh joke gift
🔥 Unique novelty candle for any occasion
Whether you‘re shopping for your best mate, flatmate, brother, or that chaotic party friend who‘s now pretending they prefer yoga — this is the ultimate funny, edgy, and totally original candle.
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