For the friend whose patience has finally run out, this personalised My Last Fuck candle says it with a deliberately sweary joke. Add your own message for a funny birthday or friendship gift that matches their sense of humour.

White lettering on black panels and an orange on-fire line give the My Last Fuck joke a distinctive layout. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to.

How to personalise your candle

1. Choose your scent.
2. Open Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.
3. Check your details, then add the candle to your basket.

All personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.

Label space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.

Need help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.

Your candle

• Soy wax candle in a reusable glass jar
• Approximate burn time: 60 hours
• Scents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries
• Jar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high
• Total candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g
• High-quality water- and heat-resistant label

Sending it as a gift?

Enter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.

Dispatch and tracked delivery

Order before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.

• Standard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.
• UK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.
• International delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.

All orders are tracked. Delivery times are estimates and are separate from the time needed to prepare and dispatch your order.

Creating personalised gifts since 2021.