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“YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Novelty Gift
Give the gift of brutal honesty (wrapped in cosy vibes) with this “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” personalised candle. It’s the perfect blend of savage roast and home décor—ideal for anyone who appreciates dark humour and a cheeky sniff of sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on desks, shelves or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap in any name, custom insult or cheeky sign-off
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre text “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Customisable subtext line (default reads “FROM ME TO YOU—A LITTLE LIGHT TO SIGNIFY YOU’RE A DICKHEAD”)
Personal sign-off field (e.g., “LOVE, [YOUR NAME] XX”) in a playful handwritten-style font
Heart icon 💖 or any emoji of your choice to soften the sting
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”) so you always know what you’re burning
Clean white background with pastel-blue accents echoing the platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure novelty perfection
100% customisable: edit the insult, add names, tweak fonts or swap colours to match any décor
Whether you’re roasting the flatmate who binges YouTube at 2 AM, cheering on a friend after surviving a brutal week at work, marking a sibling’s big birthday with zero sugarcoating, or sending a savage Secret Santa to your office prankster, this personalised “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” candle turns insult into laughter and solidarity.
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£11.99
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Give the gift of brutal honesty (wrapped in cosy vibes) with this “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” personalised candle. It’s the perfect blend of savage roast and home décor—ideal for anyone who appreciates dark humour and a cheeky sniff of sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on desks, shelves or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap in any name, custom insult or cheeky sign-off
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre text “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Customisable subtext line (default reads “FROM ME TO YOU—A LITTLE LIGHT TO SIGNIFY YOU’RE A DICKHEAD”)
Personal sign-off field (e.g., “LOVE, [YOUR NAME] XX”) in a playful handwritten-style font
Heart icon 💖 or any emoji of your choice to soften the sting
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”) so you always know what you’re burning
Clean white background with pastel-blue accents echoing the platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure novelty perfection
100% customisable: edit the insult, add names, tweak fonts or swap colours to match any décor
Whether you’re roasting the flatmate who binges YouTube at 2 AM, cheering on a friend after surviving a brutal week at work, marking a sibling’s big birthday with zero sugarcoating, or sending a savage Secret Santa to your office prankster, this personalised “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” candle turns insult into laughter and solidarity.
personalised “you’re a dickhead” candle
funny rude insult candle gift
novelty adult humour candle
custom savage roast candle
unique profanity candle personalised
Etsy cheeky home décor candle
bespoke insult gift candle
adult humour soy wax candle
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