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Give the gift of brutal honesty (wrapped in cosy vibes) with this “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” personalised candle. It’s the perfect blend of savage roast and home décor—ideal for anyone who appreciates dark humour and a cheeky sniff of sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on desks, shelves or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap in any name, custom insult or cheeky sign-off
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre text “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Customisable subtext line (default reads “FROM ME TO YOU—A LITTLE LIGHT TO SIGNIFY YOU’RE A DICKHEAD”)
Personal sign-off field (e.g., “LOVE, [YOUR NAME] XX”) in a playful handwritten-style font
Heart icon 💖 or any emoji of your choice to soften the sting
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”) so you always know what you’re burning
Clean white background with pastel-blue accents echoing the platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure novelty perfection
100% customisable: edit the insult, add names, tweak fonts or swap colours to match any décor
Whether you’re roasting the flatmate who binges YouTube at 2 AM, cheering on a friend after surviving a brutal week at work, marking a sibling’s big birthday with zero sugarcoating, or sending a savage Secret Santa to your office prankster, this personalised “YOU’RE A DICKHEAD” candle turns insult into laughter and solidarity.
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