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“YOU’RE A TWAT” Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Gag Gift
Surprise your mate (or mortal enemy) with a delightfully rude “YOU’RE A TWAT” personalised candle—ideal for savage birthdays, breakups, hen dos or a brutal Secret Santa. This novelty soy wax candle blends cheeky humour with cosy vibes, making it a standout piece of home or office décor. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise the label with any name or sign-off for maximum insult and everlasting laughs.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for side tables, desks or shelves, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to suit every snarky session:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap “[NAME]” in, add your own sign-off (e.g., “Lots of Love, [YOUR NAME] X”) and tweak fonts or colours
Printed on durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre phrase “YOU’RE A TWAT” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock factor
Subtext line “LOTS OF LOVE, [NAME] X” in a complementary handwritten-style font for that ironically affectionate touch
Clean white background with matte black lettering for crisp contrast and instant readability
Shows a cheeky arrow icon pointing up at the recipient’s face—adds playful emphasis to the insult
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you need a brutal birthday burn, a hilarious breakup survival gift or a savage Secret Santa surprise, this personalised “YOU’RE A TWAT” candle delivers laughs long after the wick burns down. Give someone the gift of insult-wrapped self-care in candle form.
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Surprise your mate (or mortal enemy) with a delightfully rude “YOU’RE A TWAT” personalised candle—ideal for savage birthdays, breakups, hen dos or a brutal Secret Santa. This novelty soy wax candle blends cheeky humour with cosy vibes, making it a standout piece of home or office décor. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise the label with any name or sign-off for maximum insult and everlasting laughs.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for side tables, desks or shelves, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to suit every snarky session:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap “[NAME]” in, add your own sign-off (e.g., “Lots of Love, [YOUR NAME] X”) and tweak fonts or colours
Printed on durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre phrase “YOU’RE A TWAT” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock factor
Subtext line “LOTS OF LOVE, [NAME] X” in a complementary handwritten-style font for that ironically affectionate touch
Clean white background with matte black lettering for crisp contrast and instant readability
Shows a cheeky arrow icon pointing up at the recipient’s face—adds playful emphasis to the insult
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you need a brutal birthday burn, a hilarious breakup survival gift or a savage Secret Santa surprise, this personalised “YOU’RE A TWAT” candle delivers laughs long after the wick burns down. Give someone the gift of insult-wrapped self-care in candle form.
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