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What The Fuck Personalised Candle | Funny Rude Gift | Adult Humour Gift
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Shipping
Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.
Shipping Services
-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)
-DPD Next Day
How do I personalise my product?
Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Need to make a mate double-take? This “WHAT THE FUCK” personalised candle is the cheekiest way to say it all—no bull, just laughs. Ideal for birthdays, flat warmings or a savage Secret Santa surprise, it’s the ultimate novelty home décor piece that speaks volumes. Pick from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then add any custom message for a truly bespoke gag gift.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for side tables, bathroom shelves or office desks, then repurpose once the wax’s gone
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three top-selling scents:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, creamy hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a fruity, cosy twist
Fully personalisable label lets you swap out the bottom line with any name, date or savage quip
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper for spill-proof durability during all your house party shenanigans
Label Details
Front-and-centre “WHAT THE FUCK” in oversized, bold sans-serif letters for maximum shock value
Smaller line beneath reads “ADD ANY MESSAGE HERE…” ready for your custom name, date or inside joke
Scent name printed at the bottom (e.g., Sweet Vanilla) so you always know which vibe you’re burning
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
100% customisable: change fonts, colours or layout to match any décor or personal style
Whether you’re after a hilarious birthday surprise, a savage Secret Santa gift or a cheeky flat warming treat, this personalised “WHAT THE FUCK” candle delivers maximum laughs long after the flame flickers out. Gift someone an epic talking point that’s as bold as you are.
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Each candle is individually crafted to make it truly personalised
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