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Funny “I’d Rather Be Dogging” Pineapple Candle – Pun-Themed Personalised Gift – Custom Label with Rude Icon & Pineapple – Novelty Candle for Friends – Soy Wax Jar – 45hr Burn
Add a splash of fruity fun and wordplay with our Funny “I’d Rather Be Dogging” Pineapple Candle – a cheeky pun-themed gift perfect for friends who love a laugh and a little innuendo! Featuring a bold label with the phrase:
"I‘D RATHER BE DOGGING" – where the “I” is cleverly replaced with a rude icon – this candle is topped off with a quirky upside down pineapple illustration that adds tropical charm to the joke.
Whether you‘re gifting it for a birthday, housewarming, or just because your mate loves a good pun, this candle is guaranteed to spark smiles and conversation.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: Pun humour, dogging themed joke, tropical twist
Text Example:
I‘D RATHER BE DOGGING
(with rude icon replacing the “I” and a pineapple illustration)
Add your personalised message
Design Elements:
Rude icon
Pineapple graphic
Bold, playful typography
Customisation Options:
Add a name, inside joke, or flirty message
Adjust the wording to suit the recipient
Perfect for tailoring to any occasion
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who love puns
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Secret Santa with humour
Housewarming gifts
Gag gifts for adults
Party decorations with personality
Just because they’re fruity and fun
Whether it’s a punny birthday surprise, a light-hearted novelty present, or a quirky keepsake, this candle is sure to light up the room and the laughs.
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Add a splash of fruity fun and wordplay with our Funny “I’d Rather Be Dogging” Pineapple Candle – a cheeky pun-themed gift perfect for friends who love a laugh and a little innuendo! Featuring a bold label with the phrase:
"I‘D RATHER BE DOGGING" – where the “I” is cleverly replaced with a rude icon – this candle is topped off with a quirky upside down pineapple illustration that adds tropical charm to the joke.
Whether you‘re gifting it for a birthday, housewarming, or just because your mate loves a good pun, this candle is guaranteed to spark smiles and conversation.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: Pun humour, dogging themed joke, tropical twist
Text Example:
I‘D RATHER BE DOGGING
(with rude icon replacing the “I” and a pineapple illustration)
Add your personalised message
Design Elements:
Rude icon
Pineapple graphic
Bold, playful typography
Customisation Options:
Add a name, inside joke, or flirty message
Adjust the wording to suit the recipient
Perfect for tailoring to any occasion
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who love puns
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Secret Santa with humour
Housewarming gifts
Gag gifts for adults
Party decorations with personality
Just because they’re fruity and fun
Whether it’s a punny birthday surprise, a light-hearted novelty present, or a quirky keepsake, this candle is sure to light up the room and the laughs.
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