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“[NAME], When It Comes to Pretending to Be Straight, You’re the Best!” Personalised Candle | Funny Closet Gift
Celebrate your favourite secret-keeper with this cheeky “Pretending to Be Straight” personalised candle. Ideal for birthdays, Pride month treats or a riotous Secret Santa for the friend who’s still in the closet, it’s the perfect blend of sass and sentiment. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then add any name or inside joke for a bespoke gift that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-warming.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on shelves, desks or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to suit every mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a comforting, cosy hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a warm, fruity vibe
Fully personalised label lets you swap the main phrase, insert any name, tweak fonts or adjust colours
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper for spill-proof durability through every party or catch-up
Label Details
Main text “[NAME], WHEN IT COMES TO PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT, YOU’RE THE BEST!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Rainbow stripe motif running beneath the tagline for instant Pride-inspired flair
Small closet-door icon on one side to playfully nod at the “in the closet” theme
Clean white background with matte black lettering to ensure every word pops
Secondary line “ADD YOUR OWN MESSAGE HERE” in a smaller complementary font for an inside joke or sign-off
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just perfect novelty appeal
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Pretending to be Straight Personalised Candle | Funny Gay Gift for Straight Friend | Novelty Secret Santa | Funny Birthday Gifts | Joke Gay
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Celebrate your favourite secret-keeper with this cheeky “Pretending to Be Straight” personalised candle. Ideal for birthdays, Pride month treats or a riotous Secret Santa for the friend who’s still in the closet, it’s the perfect blend of sass and sentiment. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then add any name or inside joke for a bespoke gift that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-warming.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on shelves, desks or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to suit every mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a comforting, cosy hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a warm, fruity vibe
Fully personalised label lets you swap the main phrase, insert any name, tweak fonts or adjust colours
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper for spill-proof durability through every party or catch-up
Label Details
Main text “[NAME], WHEN IT COMES TO PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT, YOU’RE THE BEST!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Rainbow stripe motif running beneath the tagline for instant Pride-inspired flair
Small closet-door icon on one side to playfully nod at the “in the closet” theme
Clean white background with matte black lettering to ensure every word pops
Secondary line “ADD YOUR OWN MESSAGE HERE” in a smaller complementary font for an inside joke or sign-off
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just perfect novelty appeal
personalised pretending to be straight candle
funny in the closet gift candle
novelty Pride humour candle
custom closet joke candle
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bespoke Rainbow stripe candle
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