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Personalised Cocaine Novelty Mug | Funny Gift | Personalised Mug | Adult Gift | Novelty Drug Gift | Cocaine Gift | Joke Gift | Prank Gift
“I DON’T DO COKE… BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING.” For those who love a bit of dark humour with their morning brew, this mug is unapologetically bold, wildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and laughs).
Mug Features: This mug features bold black text that reads “I DON’T DO COKE BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING”, a customisable message line underneath for your own cheeky quote or name, cartoon-style illustrations of powder-filled baggies and a key, a classic white ceramic body with glossy finish, and it’s microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience.
Perfect For: Funny birthday gifts, Secret Santa with a twist, stag do favours, sarcastic stocking fillers, and coffee lovers with a dark sense of humour.
How to Order: Add the mug to your basket, enter your personalised message in the box provided, and let us deliver the sass straight to your door.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This mug is intended for humour and novelty purposes only. No actual substances involved – just caffeine and comedy.
🚫 Non-Return Policy for Personalised Items
Please note that all personalised mugs are made to order and customised specifically for you. As such, I do not accept returns or exchanges on personalised items unless there is a fault on my part.
If your mug arrives damaged, contains an error in the personalisation that I made, or is not as described, I’ll happily replace it at no extra cost. Just send me a photo of the issue within 48 hours of delivery, and I’ll make it right.
Because each mug is customised with a name or design chosen by you, returned items cannot be resold and are therefore considered non-refundable.
Thank you for understanding and supporting small handmade businesses!
Personalised Cocaine Novelty Mug | Funny Gift | Personalised Mug | Adult Gift | Novelty Drug Gift | Cocaine Gift | Joke Gift | Prank Gift
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“I DON’T DO COKE… BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING.” For those who love a bit of dark humour with their morning brew, this mug is unapologetically bold, wildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and laughs).
Mug Features: This mug features bold black text that reads “I DON’T DO COKE BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING”, a customisable message line underneath for your own cheeky quote or name, cartoon-style illustrations of powder-filled baggies and a key, a classic white ceramic body with glossy finish, and it’s microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience.
Perfect For: Funny birthday gifts, Secret Santa with a twist, stag do favours, sarcastic stocking fillers, and coffee lovers with a dark sense of humour.
How to Order: Add the mug to your basket, enter your personalised message in the box provided, and let us deliver the sass straight to your door.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This mug is intended for humour and novelty purposes only. No actual substances involved – just caffeine and comedy.
🚫 Non-Return Policy for Personalised Items
Please note that all personalised mugs are made to order and customised specifically for you. As such, I do not accept returns or exchanges on personalised items unless there is a fault on my part.
If your mug arrives damaged, contains an error in the personalisation that I made, or is not as described, I’ll happily replace it at no extra cost. Just send me a photo of the issue within 48 hours of delivery, and I’ll make it right.
Because each mug is customised with a name or design chosen by you, returned items cannot be resold and are therefore considered non-refundable.
Thank you for understanding and supporting small handmade businesses!
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