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Offity Fuckity Personalised Candle | Funny Katie Hopkins–Style Gag Gift
Light up your mate’s birthday, hen do or savage Secret Santa with this sassy “Offity Fuckity” personalised candle—perfect for anyone who loves blunt humour and a dash of Katie Hopkins–inspired cheek. This novelty soy wax candle doubles as bold home décor and an epic conversation starter. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries to match their vibe, then add a name, inside joke or custom quip for the ultimate adult gift.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display proudly on coffee tables, shelves or desks, then repurpose once the wax is gone
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Available in three crowd-pleasing scents: sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries
Fully personalised label allows you to swap the main phrase, add the recipient’s name or nickname, tweak fonts, colours and layout
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper resists spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre text “OFFITY FUCKITY” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum impact
Subtext line reading “I SAW THIS AND IT MADE ME THINK OF [NAME]! LOL.” in a clean secondary font
Scent indicator at the bottom (e.g. Sweet Vanilla) so you always know which aroma you’re burning
Crisp white background with matte black lettering to ensure every word pops
Shows a cheeky speech-bubble icon hinting at blunt wit—ideal for fans of savage one-liners
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re hunting for a hilarious birthday surprise, a cheeky housewarming present or a standout Secret Santa gift, this personalised “Offity Fuckity” candle delivers laughs and savage style long after the flame flickers out. Treat your best mate, your office prankster or that one friend who never holds back to a custom keepsake they’ll rave about.
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Light up your mate’s birthday, hen do or savage Secret Santa with this sassy “Offity Fuckity” personalised candle—perfect for anyone who loves blunt humour and a dash of Katie Hopkins–inspired cheek. This novelty soy wax candle doubles as bold home décor and an epic conversation starter. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries to match their vibe, then add a name, inside joke or custom quip for the ultimate adult gift.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display proudly on coffee tables, shelves or desks, then repurpose once the wax is gone
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Available in three crowd-pleasing scents: sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries
Fully personalised label allows you to swap the main phrase, add the recipient’s name or nickname, tweak fonts, colours and layout
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper resists spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre text “OFFITY FUCKITY” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum impact
Subtext line reading “I SAW THIS AND IT MADE ME THINK OF [NAME]! LOL.” in a clean secondary font
Scent indicator at the bottom (e.g. Sweet Vanilla) so you always know which aroma you’re burning
Crisp white background with matte black lettering to ensure every word pops
Shows a cheeky speech-bubble icon hinting at blunt wit—ideal for fans of savage one-liners
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re hunting for a hilarious birthday surprise, a cheeky housewarming present or a standout Secret Santa gift, this personalised “Offity Fuckity” candle delivers laughs and savage style long after the flame flickers out. Treat your best mate, your office prankster or that one friend who never holds back to a custom keepsake they’ll rave about.
personalised “Offity Fuckity” candle
funny Katie Hopkins gift idea
novelty adult candle UK
rude personalised candle gift
custom gag candle for friends
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