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Novichok Russia Personalised Candle | Funny Candle | Dark Humour | Funny Gifts | Rude Gifts | Russia Novelty | Putin Novelty Gifts Christmas Etsy

Novichok Russia Personalised Candle | Funny Candle | Dark Humour | Funny Gifts | Rude Gifts | Russia Novelty | Putin Novelty Gifts Christmas

£11.99

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Funny Novichok Russia Personalised Candle Gift – Hilarious & Unique!

Looking for a quirky, politically charged gift to make someone laugh? This Funny Novichok Russia Personalised Candle is sure to be a conversation starter! Encased in a stylish glass jar, this candle burns for approximately 45 hours and comes in three inviting scents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton, and Spiced Berries. Measuring 8 cm wide and 10 cm high, it’s a perfect novelty gift for those with a sharp sense of humour.

The candle’s highlight is its bold and witty label. In large bold font, the label displays the humorous message "Is it me or can you smell Novichok?"—a cheeky reference that will definitely get people talking. To the left of the text is a funny novelty image of Vladimir Putin, with a cloud of red smog floating above him, giving the design an edgy, satirical twist. The whole label is framed within a sleek square contemporary border, adding a modern touch.

There’s also space on the label for a personalised message, allowing you to add a custom note to make the gift extra special.

This candle is perfect for someone who enjoys dark humour or political satire. Whether it’s for a Secret Santa, a birthday, or just to give a friend a laugh, it’s sure to be a hit at any occasion.

Key Features:


* Burns for approximately 45 hours

* Available in three scents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton, and Spiced Berries

* Humorous label with the message "Is it me or can you smell Novichok?"

* Novelty image of Vladimir Putin with red smog

* Space for a personalised message

* Great novelty gift for friends, family, or political humour lovers


This funny Novichok-themed candle is a unique and entertaining gift that’s guaranteed to spark laughter, making it a perfect addition to any party or a fun surprise for someone with a taste for satire!

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