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“MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Novelty Gift
Celebrate your favourite rule-breaker or breakup survivor with this savage “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” personalised candle. Perfect for milestone birthdays, breakup survival kits or cheeky Secret Santa swaps, it brings dark humour and cosy vibes to any room. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries—just pick your scent, add a custom sign-off or inside joke, and watch the sparks fly.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—show off on desks, shelves or bedside tables then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—swap in your custom message (e.g., “Lots of Love, [YOUR NAME] X”), tweak fonts or adjust colours for a truly bespoke gift
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front text “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Secondary line “ADD A PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” ready for names, dates or savage sign-offs
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA”) so you always know your chosen aroma
Burn details discreetly printed: “480 g | ~45 hr burn”
Clean white background on a light-blue platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re cheering on a mate fresh out of a toxic relationship, consoling a colleague after one too many stressful workdays, marking a milestone birthday with unapologetic attitude or sending a family member some tongue-in-cheek solidarity, this candle has you covered. Gift it to your best friend who’s sworn off drama, send it to your sibling after a breakup, or surprise the office legend handing in their notice—because sometimes solidarity looks like a burning “last fuck” and a wicked grin.
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Celebrate your favourite rule-breaker or breakup survivor with this savage “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” personalised candle. Perfect for milestone birthdays, breakup survival kits or cheeky Secret Santa swaps, it brings dark humour and cosy vibes to any room. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries—just pick your scent, add a custom sign-off or inside joke, and watch the sparks fly.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—show off on desks, shelves or bedside tables then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—swap in your custom message (e.g., “Lots of Love, [YOUR NAME] X”), tweak fonts or adjust colours for a truly bespoke gift
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front text “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Secondary line “ADD A PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” ready for names, dates or savage sign-offs
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA”) so you always know your chosen aroma
Burn details discreetly printed: “480 g | ~45 hr burn”
Clean white background on a light-blue platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re cheering on a mate fresh out of a toxic relationship, consoling a colleague after one too many stressful workdays, marking a milestone birthday with unapologetic attitude or sending a family member some tongue-in-cheek solidarity, this candle has you covered. Gift it to your best friend who’s sworn off drama, send it to your sibling after a breakup, or surprise the office legend handing in their notice—because sometimes solidarity looks like a burning “last fuck” and a wicked grin.
personalised last fuck on fire candle
funny adult novelty candle
custom breakup gift candle
“last fuck” insult candle
unique dark humour candle gift
bespoke swearing candle present
adult humour soy wax candle
savage Secret Santa candle
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