Free Evri 48hr Tracked delivery on all UK mainland candle orders .. Next Day delivery available on orders placed before 2PM
Novelty Cocaine Wallet Card, Secret Santa, Funny Gift, Gift for Him, Cocaine Drugs Joke, Boyfriend, Work Friend, Night Out, On a Bender Gift
Customise your product
Please enter your personalisation requests here.
Shipping
Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.
Shipping Services
-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)
-DPD Next Day
How do I personalise my product?
Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
The message on this card reads:
"I DON‘T DO
COCAINE
BUT IT SMELLS
AMAZING"
The business card sized metal card is made from high quality aluminium, and the design is permanently printed into the metal using the process of sublimation. The perfect size to fit inside any wallet and will last for years to come!
Features
* Metal Card Size: 85 x 55 mm (approx.) 1mm thick
* Suitable For: Funny Birthday Gifts, Christmas Gifts, Gifts for Him, Rude Joke Gifts
* Style: Contemporary
* Material: Aluminium
* Made In England
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Real people making great products since 2021. Dispatching orders 6 days a week.