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Not Today Satan Personalised Soy Wax Candle | Funny Custom Message Drama Free Candle Gift
Sweet Vanilla
£11.99
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Funny Personalised Candle – “Not Today Satan!” – Custom Soy Wax Jar Gift for Friends, Colleagues & Drama Dodgers
For those days when you need to block the bad vibes and dodge the drama — this candle is your ultimate mood-setter. The label reads:
“NOT TODAY SATAN!”
…and underneath? Your own custom message to make it truly personal.
Whether it’s a gift for your sassiest friend, your drama-free colleague, or someone who’s mastered the art of saying “nope,” this candle is a hilarious way to celebrate boundaries and bold energy. Add a name, a quote, or an inside joke to the label and make it one-of-a-kind.
🎁This candle makes a brilliant gift for:
Friends who love bold humour
Colleagues who keep it real
Birthday gifts with attitude
Funny “just because” presents
One-off novelty gifts for people who dodge drama like pros
🕯️ Candle Specs
Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scents Available:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Fully customisable — add your own message under the main design
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Not Today Satan Personalised Soy Wax Candle | Funny Custom Message Drama Free Candle Gift
£11.99
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Please enter your personalisation requests here.
Shipping
Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.
Shipping Services
-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)
-DPD Next Day
How do I personalise my product?
Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
For those days when you need to block the bad vibes and dodge the drama — this candle is your ultimate mood-setter. The label reads:
“NOT TODAY SATAN!”
…and underneath? Your own custom message to make it truly personal.
Whether it’s a gift for your sassiest friend, your drama-free colleague, or someone who’s mastered the art of saying “nope,” this candle is a hilarious way to celebrate boundaries and bold energy. Add a name, a quote, or an inside joke to the label and make it one-of-a-kind.
🎁This candle makes a brilliant gift for:
Friends who love bold humour
Colleagues who keep it real
Birthday gifts with attitude
Funny “just because” presents
One-off novelty gifts for people who dodge drama like pros
🕯️ Candle Specs
Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scents Available:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Fully customisable — add your own message under the main design
not today satan candle
funny personalised candle
novelty soy wax candle UK
custom label candle for friends
sarcastic candle gift
personalised joke candle
rude candle gift
unique gift for colleagues
custom scented candle with label
drama-free gift candle
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