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Funny New Chapter Candle – Personalised Meme Quote Gift – Rude Soy Wax Candle – Sarcastic Humour Gift – Customisable Label – Novelty Gag Candle for Friends
Ready to turn the page? This Funny “New Chapter” Personalised Candle is the perfect gift for anyone who’s had enough of the current storyline and is ready for a plot twist. Featuring the hilariously relatable quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE LIBRARY AND SEE IF THEY CAN OPEN A NEW F*IN CHAPTER IN MY LIFE"**, this candle is ideal for lovers of dry humour, meme culture, and brutally honest banter.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend going through a life change, a colleague who’s stuck in a rut, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.
🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic life reset / book-themed meme humour
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE LIBRARY AND SEE IF THEY CAN OPEN A NEW F***IN CHAPTER IN MY LIFE"
Design Elements: Includes a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” note in blue ink
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love sarcastic humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone starting a new job, ending a relationship, or just needing a fresh start
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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£11.99
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Ready to turn the page? This Funny “New Chapter” Personalised Candle is the perfect gift for anyone who’s had enough of the current storyline and is ready for a plot twist. Featuring the hilariously relatable quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE LIBRARY AND SEE IF THEY CAN OPEN A NEW F*IN CHAPTER IN MY LIFE"**, this candle is ideal for lovers of dry humour, meme culture, and brutally honest banter.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend going through a life change, a colleague who’s stuck in a rut, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.
🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic life reset / book-themed meme humour
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE LIBRARY AND SEE IF THEY CAN OPEN A NEW F***IN CHAPTER IN MY LIFE"
Design Elements: Includes a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” note in blue ink
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love sarcastic humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone starting a new job, ending a relationship, or just needing a fresh start
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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meme quote candle
rude personalised candle
novelty soy wax candle
custom label candle
sarcastic candle gift
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personalised meme candle
handmade funny candle UK
book lover joke gift
life change humour candle
gag gift for friends
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