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“My Last Fuck—Oh Look, It’s On Fire!” Personalised Candle | Funny Novelty Last Fuck Gift
Celebrate turning over a new leaf… or not, with this cheeky “My Last Fuck—Oh Look, It’s On Fire!” personalised candle. Perfect as a savage birthday surprise, breakup survival gift or savage Secret Santa, it pairs dark humour with cosy vibes. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries, simply add your name, inside joke or heartfelt sign-off beneath the punchline for a bespoke tongue-in-cheek keepsake.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—ideal for desks, shelves or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or bud vase
Eco-friendly soy wax (480 g) for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—swap your name into the sign-off (e.g., “Lots of Love, [YOUR NAME] XXX”), change the main phrase or tweak fonts and colours
Printed on durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Bold, all-caps sans-serif front text “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” for maximum shock value
Customisable secondary line “ADD YOUR PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” ready for names, dates or savage sign-offs
Subtext “Soy Wax Candle | 480 g | ~45 hr burn” printed at the bottom in a clean, unobtrusive font
Clean white background on a light-blue platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
100% customisable: edit the catchphrase, add emojis or icons, adjust layout to suit any décor
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Celebrate turning over a new leaf… or not, with this cheeky “My Last Fuck—Oh Look, It’s On Fire!” personalised candle. Perfect as a savage birthday surprise, breakup survival gift or savage Secret Santa, it pairs dark humour with cosy vibes. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries, simply add your name, inside joke or heartfelt sign-off beneath the punchline for a bespoke tongue-in-cheek keepsake.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—ideal for desks, shelves or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or bud vase
Eco-friendly soy wax (480 g) for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents to match any mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—swap your name into the sign-off (e.g., “Lots of Love, [YOUR NAME] XXX”), change the main phrase or tweak fonts and colours
Printed on durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Bold, all-caps sans-serif front text “MY LAST FUCK—OH LOOK, IT’S ON FIRE!” for maximum shock value
Customisable secondary line “ADD YOUR PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” ready for names, dates or savage sign-offs
Subtext “Soy Wax Candle | 480 g | ~45 hr burn” printed at the bottom in a clean, unobtrusive font
Clean white background on a light-blue platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
100% customisable: edit the catchphrase, add emojis or icons, adjust layout to suit any décor
personalised last fuck on fire candle
funny breakup gift candle
custom novelty swearing candle
unique dark humour candle
bespoke last fuck present
adult humour soy wax candle
savage Secret Santa candle
Etsy personalised rude candle
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