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Go Fuck Yourself Personalised Candle | Funny Rude Gift
Soft Cotton
£11.99
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“I’m Full of Hope, Joy & Dreams… and a Whole Load of ‘Go Fuck Yourself’” Personalised Candle | Funny Dark Humour Gift
Surprise your funniest (or rudest) friend with this cheeky “Go Fuck Yourself” personalised candle—ideal for birthdays, breakups, flat warmings or just because they deserve a laugh. This novelty soy wax candle blends cosy vibes with bold branding, making it a standout piece of home décor or office desk décor. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise the label with a name, nickname or private message to keep the sass alive long after the wax has melted.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for repurposing as a pen pot or mini planter once the candle’s gone
Made from eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn lasting approx. 45 hours
Three scent options to suit every mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting aroma
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh vibe
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap the rude punchline, add a recipient’s name or tweak colours and fonts
Printed on waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre phrase “I’m Full of Hope, Joy & Dreams… and a Whole Load of ‘Go Fuck Yourself’” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Secondary line “Add a Personalised Message Here” so you can include your own name, date or inside joke
Crisp white background with matte black lettering for instant readability
Subtle border icons: small smiley face and crossed-arms emoji to juxtapose the positivity and profanity
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just perfect dark humour décor
Whether you need a laugh-out-loud birthday gift, a playful breakup survival kit or a standout Secret Santa for your office prankster, this personalised curse-word candle delivers smiles, snorts and double takes. Gift a custom candle that says exactly how you—and they—feel.
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Go Fuck Yourself Personalised Candle | Funny Rude Gift
£11.99
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Please enter your personalisation requests here.
Shipping
Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.
Shipping Services
-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)
-DPD Next Day
How do I personalise my product?
Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Surprise your funniest (or rudest) friend with this cheeky “Go Fuck Yourself” personalised candle—ideal for birthdays, breakups, flat warmings or just because they deserve a laugh. This novelty soy wax candle blends cosy vibes with bold branding, making it a standout piece of home décor or office desk décor. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise the label with a name, nickname or private message to keep the sass alive long after the wax has melted.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for repurposing as a pen pot or mini planter once the candle’s gone
Made from eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn lasting approx. 45 hours
Three scent options to suit every mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting aroma
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh vibe
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap the rude punchline, add a recipient’s name or tweak colours and fonts
Printed on waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre phrase “I’m Full of Hope, Joy & Dreams… and a Whole Load of ‘Go Fuck Yourself’” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Secondary line “Add a Personalised Message Here” so you can include your own name, date or inside joke
Crisp white background with matte black lettering for instant readability
Subtle border icons: small smiley face and crossed-arms emoji to juxtapose the positivity and profanity
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just perfect dark humour décor
Whether you need a laugh-out-loud birthday gift, a playful breakup survival kit or a standout Secret Santa for your office prankster, this personalised curse-word candle delivers smiles, snorts and double takes. Gift a custom candle that says exactly how you—and they—feel.
personalised profanity candle gift
go fuck yourself novelty candle
funny dark humour soy wax candle
custom rude gift for friends
adult humour candle Etsy
unique break-up survival candle
personalised curse-word candle
novelty friend gag gift
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