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Funny Wine Prescription Personalised Candle | Novelty Wine Job | Funny Alcoholic Novelty Gift | Fun Gift for Friend | Family Member Candle
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-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)
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Need a daily dose of chill? This “White Wine” personalised candle mimics a real prescription, dispensing laughter and cosy vibes instead of pills. Perfect for grape lovers, housewarmings or cheeky Secret Santa swaps—just pick your scent, add the recipient’s name and signature sign-off, then let the therapeutic aromas flow.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on coffee tables, kitchen counters or bedside tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or bud vase
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three therapeutic scents to suit every mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a mellow, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, clean ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised waterproof vinyl label—add any name, prescription number, dose instructions, side-effects warning and handwritten signature
Durable sticker paper resists spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Green medical-cross icon at top left to mimic pharmacy branding
Header “PRESCRIPTION” in bold black uppercase font
Main drug name “WHITE WINE” in bold red uppercase letters
“Prescription No.” field ready for any mock script number (e.g., 816528994)
“Patient’s Name:” line for your custom name (e.g., “[NAME]”) in bold uppercase
Dose box labelled “DOSE” with default text “2X BOTTLED WINE (TWICE DAILY)”—fully editable
Side-Effects box labelled “SIDE EFFECTS” with default warning “MAY TURN AGGRESSIVE” in bold red—customisable for extra laughs
Barcode graphic for authentic prescription flair
“Signed:” line at the bottom in cursive script for your signature or sign-off
Whether you’re prescribing a friend some post-exam relief, congratulating a newlywed with a playful chaser, cheering on a colleague after their first big presentation or surprising your wine-obsessed Secret Santa, this candle writes the perfect dose of humour into their day.
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