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Funny Rude Adult Joke Personalised Candle | Novelty Gift for Couples | Boyfriend | Girlfriend | Funny Adult Sex Joke Gift | Secret Santa
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Please enter your personalisation requests here.
Shipping
Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.
Shipping Services
-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)
-DPD Next Day
How do I personalise my product?
Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
"SMELLS LIKE NOB CHEESE... IT‘S A GOOD JOB I LIKE NOB CHEESE", this candle is a hilarious way to set the mood or spark a laugh.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: Sexy humour, adult joke, flirty fun
Text Example:
SMELLS LIKE NOB CHEESE
IT‘S A GOOD JOB I LIKE NOB CHEESE
Add your personalised message
Design Elements:
Cartoon-style illustration
Bold, playful typography
Customisation Options:
Add a name or inside joke
Adjust the message to suit the recipient
Perfect for tailoring to romantic or humorous occasions
🎁 Perfect For:
This candle makes a funny, flirty personalised gift for:
Couples with a sense of humour
Boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife
Flirty friends
Valentine’s Day gifts
Anniversary surprises
Bedroom decor with attitude
Gag gifts for adults
Just because they’re cheeky
Housewarming gifts
Party decorations with personality
Whether it’s a sexy joke gift, a funny romantic surprise, or a rude novelty present, this candle is sure to light up the room and the mood.
Let customers speak for us
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Made with care
Each candle is individually crafted to make it truly personalised
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Real people making great products since 2021. Dispatching orders 6 days a week.