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Funny Adult Joke Personalised Candle – Rude Novelty Gift – Custom Label with Offensive Message – Gag Gift for Friends, Coworkers – 45hr Burn – Soy Wax Jar – Birthday or Secret Santa Present
Light up the laughs with our Funny Adult Joke Personalised Candle – a bold and cheeky gift for those who appreciate outrageous humour! Featuring the hilarious label:
"ONLY PEOPLE WITH CHLAMYDIA CAN SMELL THIS CANDLE", this candle is designed to shock, amuse, and spark conversation.
Perfect for gag gifts, office banter, or that one friend who thrives on inappropriate jokes, this candle is part of our Rude Adult Novelty Gifts collection – guaranteed to get a reaction.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Text Example:
ONLY PEOPLE WITH CHLAMYDIA CAN SMELL THIS CANDLE
Add a personalised message here
Design Elements:
Bold typography
Clean layout with optional customisation
Customisation Options:
Change the name or joke
Add a personal note or inside joke
Tailor it to suit any recipient or occasion
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends with a dark sense of humour
Coworkers who love inappropriate jokes
Secret Santa with attitude
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Gag gifts for adults
Just because they’re outrageous
Housewarming gifts
Party decorations with personality
Whether it’s a shock-value birthday surprise, a rude novelty present, or a funny keepsake, this candle is sure to light up the room and the laughs.
Funny adult candle
Rude novelty gift
Offensive personalised candle
Custom label candle
Gag gift for friends
Personalised joke candle
Secret Santa rude gift
Funny birthday candle
Cheeky candle for coworkers
Adult humour gift
Sarcastic candle
Inappropriate joke gift
Soy wax novelty candle


Funny Rude Adult Joke Candle Gift | Novelty Rude Joke Personalised Candle | Funny Gift for Friend | Rude Adult Humour | Cheeky Secret Santa
£11.99
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Light up the laughs with our Funny Adult Joke Personalised Candle – a bold and cheeky gift for those who appreciate outrageous humour! Featuring the hilarious label:
"ONLY PEOPLE WITH CHLAMYDIA CAN SMELL THIS CANDLE", this candle is designed to shock, amuse, and spark conversation.
Perfect for gag gifts, office banter, or that one friend who thrives on inappropriate jokes, this candle is part of our Rude Adult Novelty Gifts collection – guaranteed to get a reaction.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Text Example:
ONLY PEOPLE WITH CHLAMYDIA CAN SMELL THIS CANDLE
Add a personalised message here
Design Elements:
Bold typography
Clean layout with optional customisation
Customisation Options:
Change the name or joke
Add a personal note or inside joke
Tailor it to suit any recipient or occasion
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends with a dark sense of humour
Coworkers who love inappropriate jokes
Secret Santa with attitude
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Gag gifts for adults
Just because they’re outrageous
Housewarming gifts
Party decorations with personality
Whether it’s a shock-value birthday surprise, a rude novelty present, or a funny keepsake, this candle is sure to light up the room and the laughs.
Funny adult candle
Rude novelty gift
Offensive personalised candle
Custom label candle
Gag gift for friends
Personalised joke candle
Secret Santa rude gift
Funny birthday candle
Cheeky candle for coworkers
Adult humour gift
Sarcastic candle
Inappropriate joke gift
Soy wax novelty candle
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