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Funny Pets at Home Rats Candle – Personalised Meme Quote Gift – Rude Soy Wax Candle – Sarcastic Humour Gift – Customisable Label – Novelty Gag Candle for Friends
Surrounded by snakes and rats? This Funny “Pets at Home Rats” Personalised Candle is the ultimate gift for anyone who’s fed up with fake people and needs a laugh. Featuring the hilariously savage quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO PETS AT HOME AND SEE IF THEY‘RE MISSING ANY RATS CAUSE I KNOW A F*IN LOT"**, this candle is perfect for lovers of dry humour, meme culture, and brutally honest banter.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s had enough of drama, a colleague who’s been betrayed one too many times, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.
🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic betrayal / pet store meme humour
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO PETS AT HOME AND SEE IF THEY‘RE MISSING ANY RATS CAUSE I KNOW A F***IN LOT"
Design Elements: Includes a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” note in blue ink
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love savage humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone who’s had enough of fake friends or shady behaviour
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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Funny Rats Joke Personalised Candle | Sarcastic Fake Friends Joke Gift | Office Banter | Secret Santa | Funny Meme Quote Candle | Sassy Gift
£11.99
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Surrounded by snakes and rats? This Funny “Pets at Home Rats” Personalised Candle is the ultimate gift for anyone who’s fed up with fake people and needs a laugh. Featuring the hilariously savage quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO PETS AT HOME AND SEE IF THEY‘RE MISSING ANY RATS CAUSE I KNOW A F*IN LOT"**, this candle is perfect for lovers of dry humour, meme culture, and brutally honest banter.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s had enough of drama, a colleague who’s been betrayed one too many times, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.
🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic betrayal / pet store meme humour
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO PETS AT HOME AND SEE IF THEY‘RE MISSING ANY RATS CAUSE I KNOW A F***IN LOT"
Design Elements: Includes a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” note in blue ink
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love savage humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone who’s had enough of fake friends or shady behaviour
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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