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Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Personalised Candle | Funny Novelty Soy Wax Gift
Light up your friend’s next birthday, housewarming or cheeky office Secret Santa with this hilarious “Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom” candle. As a standout Etsy find, it doubles as quirky home décor and a conversation-starting gag gift. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise the label to suit your mate’s personality—because nothing says “I know you too well” like a personalised warning in candle form.
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—easy to repurpose once the wax is gone
Made from eco-friendly soy wax for a soot-free, 45-hour burn
Available in three crowd-pleasing scents—sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries
Label details:
Displays “Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Crisp white background with matte black lettering for high contrast
Printed on waterproof vinyl for spill-proof durability
Fully customised label—swap out the phrase, add names or nicknames, change fonts, colours or even small icons (party hats, cocktails, emojis) for a bespoke candle that’s truly one-of-a-kind
Perfect as a funny birthday gift for your best friend, a novelty housewarming item for flatmates or a cheeky Secret Santa surprise for colleagues
Whether you’re hunting for a playful birthday treat, a memorable house party centrepiece or a giggle-inducing Secret Santa, this novelty candle ticks every box. Surprise your work buddy, your sister’s partner or your oldest mate with a customisable keepsake they’ll be talking about long after the wax has melted.
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Light up your friend’s next birthday, housewarming or cheeky office Secret Santa with this hilarious “Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom” candle. As a standout Etsy find, it doubles as quirky home décor and a conversation-starting gag gift. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise the label to suit your mate’s personality—because nothing says “I know you too well” like a personalised warning in candle form.
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—easy to repurpose once the wax is gone
Made from eco-friendly soy wax for a soot-free, 45-hour burn
Available in three crowd-pleasing scents—sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries
Label details:
Displays “Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Crisp white background with matte black lettering for high contrast
Printed on waterproof vinyl for spill-proof durability
Fully customised label—swap out the phrase, add names or nicknames, change fonts, colours or even small icons (party hats, cocktails, emojis) for a bespoke candle that’s truly one-of-a-kind
Perfect as a funny birthday gift for your best friend, a novelty housewarming item for flatmates or a cheeky Secret Santa surprise for colleagues
Whether you’re hunting for a playful birthday treat, a memorable house party centrepiece or a giggle-inducing Secret Santa, this novelty candle ticks every box. Surprise your work buddy, your sister’s partner or your oldest mate with a customisable keepsake they’ll be talking about long after the wax has melted.
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