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Funny No Fucks Given Personalised Candle | Novelty Adult Gift for Friends | Funny Workmate Gift | Secret Santa | My Last Fuck Candle Gift
Sweet Vanilla
£11.99
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Funny “No Fucks Given” Candle – Sarcastic Quote Soy Wax Candle – Personalised Meme Gift for Friends, Workmates, Stress Relief
Say it with sass and zero apologies. This hilarious novelty candle features the bold and brutally honest quote:
“MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE FLORISTS AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY FRESH F*S FOR ME TO GIVE.”**
Perfect for those days when you‘re fresh out of patience, empathy, or energy. This candle is a top-tier gift for anyone who’s mastered the art of not caring — from your savage bestie to your overworked colleague.
The label includes a cheeky handwritten-style “HA HA HA” and space for a personalised message, making it ideal for birthdays, office banter, or just a midweek meltdown.
🕯️ Candle Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a stylish glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scents Available:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label:
Theme: Sarcastic / No F*s Given / Mental Exhaustion / Meme Quote**
Text: Bold meme-style quote with optional custom message
Icon: Handwritten “HA HA HA” adds a playful touch
Customisation: Change the quote, add names, dates, or inside jokes to suit any occasion or recipient
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Birthday gifts for sarcastic friends
Christmas gifts with attitude
Secret Santa for workmates
One-off novelty gifts
Gifts for friends with zero chill
Work friend appreciation gifts
Mental health humour gifts
Breakup recovery gifts
Funny self-care gifts
Graduation or exam stress relief gifts
No f***s given candle
Funny sarcastic candle
Personalised meme candle
Soy wax candle with quote
Savage gift for friends
Custom quote candle
Secret Santa funny gift
Novelty candle for workmate
Mental exhaustion joke candle
Funny self-care candle
Personalised candle for birthday
Meme candle gift idea
Anti-stress candle gift
Funny burnout candle
Funny No Fucks Given Personalised Candle | Novelty Adult Gift for Friends | Funny Workmate Gift | Secret Santa | My Last Fuck Candle Gift
£11.99
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Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.
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Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Say it with sass and zero apologies. This hilarious novelty candle features the bold and brutally honest quote:
“MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE FLORISTS AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY FRESH F*S FOR ME TO GIVE.”**
Perfect for those days when you‘re fresh out of patience, empathy, or energy. This candle is a top-tier gift for anyone who’s mastered the art of not caring — from your savage bestie to your overworked colleague.
The label includes a cheeky handwritten-style “HA HA HA” and space for a personalised message, making it ideal for birthdays, office banter, or just a midweek meltdown.
🕯️ Candle Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a stylish glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scents Available:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label:
Theme: Sarcastic / No F*s Given / Mental Exhaustion / Meme Quote**
Text: Bold meme-style quote with optional custom message
Icon: Handwritten “HA HA HA” adds a playful touch
Customisation: Change the quote, add names, dates, or inside jokes to suit any occasion or recipient
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Birthday gifts for sarcastic friends
Christmas gifts with attitude
Secret Santa for workmates
One-off novelty gifts
Gifts for friends with zero chill
Work friend appreciation gifts
Mental health humour gifts
Breakup recovery gifts
Funny self-care gifts
Graduation or exam stress relief gifts
No f***s given candle
Funny sarcastic candle
Personalised meme candle
Soy wax candle with quote
Savage gift for friends
Custom quote candle
Secret Santa funny gift
Novelty candle for workmate
Mental exhaustion joke candle
Funny self-care candle
Personalised candle for birthday
Meme candle gift idea
Anti-stress candle gift
Funny burnout candle
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