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Funny Cocaine Poem Candle | Life of Danny Personalised Candle | Rude Drug Quote Gift for Mates | No Cocaine Area Novelty Candle | Banter Candle Gift
Introducing the hilarious and deeply tongue-in-cheek “Life of Danny” personalised candle – the ultimate funny candle gift for anyone who’s ever swapped the chaos of club nights for the quiet flicker of a flame. This rude novelty candle features a brilliantly written parody poem about missing the rush of sniffing white lines, paired with bold anti-drug-style imagery that turns this into a savage yet artistic statement piece.
Perfect for friends with a past, banter-loving party mates, or anyone who appreciates clever rhymes with a dark twist. This personalised poem candle makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or even as a cheeky housewarming gift for someone who‘s "retired" from the sesh.
✨ Product Features:
🕯️ Soy wax candle in a clear glass jar – hand poured
📏 Dimensions: 8cm wide x 10cm high
⏱️ Approx. 45-hour burn time
🌸 Scent options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
🏷️ Fully customisable label – edit the poem title, message or even add a name
🎁 Great for birthdays, joke gifts, funny keepsakes or personalised gag candles
🖼️ Label Design Details:
Theme: Parody poem with drug-related humour and emotional satire
Main heading: “Life of Danny” (this can be personalised to any name)
Poem: Rhyming verses expressing the contrast between wild nights out and staying in
Imagery:
Bold yellow warning sign reading “No Cocaine in This Area”
Powder baggie illustration
Cocaine line graphic
Powdered base frame and minimalist border
Font: Mix of bold black title and clean serif for poetic verses
Customisation: Change the poem title or even request your own custom poem or quote for a completely bespoke experience
🎉 Why Buy This Candle?
This funny personalised cocaine-themed candle is ideal for:
🎂 Birthday gifts for ex-party animals or sesh legends
🎁 Secret Santa gag candle for that chaotic workmate
🏠 Funny housewarming gift with dark humour
🔥 Personalised soy candle for those who love poems with bite
💬 Conversation starter with a savage backstory
😂 Rude candle for friends who’ll appreciate the satire
👀 Unique novelty decor for a party den or chill zone
Whether you’re gifting it to a mate who‘s “left the sesh behind” or someone who just appreciates banter and clever rhymes, this Life of Danny parody candle hits all the right notes – and none of the lines.
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Funny No Cocaine Personalised Candle | Funny Cocaine Humour Poem Gift | Custom Message Cocaine Candle Gift | Adult Drugs Humour Candle Gift
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Introducing the hilarious and deeply tongue-in-cheek “Life of Danny” personalised candle – the ultimate funny candle gift for anyone who’s ever swapped the chaos of club nights for the quiet flicker of a flame. This rude novelty candle features a brilliantly written parody poem about missing the rush of sniffing white lines, paired with bold anti-drug-style imagery that turns this into a savage yet artistic statement piece.
Perfect for friends with a past, banter-loving party mates, or anyone who appreciates clever rhymes with a dark twist. This personalised poem candle makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or even as a cheeky housewarming gift for someone who‘s "retired" from the sesh.
✨ Product Features:
🕯️ Soy wax candle in a clear glass jar – hand poured
📏 Dimensions: 8cm wide x 10cm high
⏱️ Approx. 45-hour burn time
🌸 Scent options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
🏷️ Fully customisable label – edit the poem title, message or even add a name
🎁 Great for birthdays, joke gifts, funny keepsakes or personalised gag candles
🖼️ Label Design Details:
Theme: Parody poem with drug-related humour and emotional satire
Main heading: “Life of Danny” (this can be personalised to any name)
Poem: Rhyming verses expressing the contrast between wild nights out and staying in
Imagery:
Bold yellow warning sign reading “No Cocaine in This Area”
Powder baggie illustration
Cocaine line graphic
Powdered base frame and minimalist border
Font: Mix of bold black title and clean serif for poetic verses
Customisation: Change the poem title or even request your own custom poem or quote for a completely bespoke experience
🎉 Why Buy This Candle?
This funny personalised cocaine-themed candle is ideal for:
🎂 Birthday gifts for ex-party animals or sesh legends
🎁 Secret Santa gag candle for that chaotic workmate
🏠 Funny housewarming gift with dark humour
🔥 Personalised soy candle for those who love poems with bite
💬 Conversation starter with a savage backstory
😂 Rude candle for friends who’ll appreciate the satire
👀 Unique novelty decor for a party den or chill zone
Whether you’re gifting it to a mate who‘s “left the sesh behind” or someone who just appreciates banter and clever rhymes, this Life of Danny parody candle hits all the right notes – and none of the lines.
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