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Funny New Job Personalised Candle | Colleague Leaving Gift
Soft Cotton
£11.99
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“FUCKING TRAITOR! I Mean, Congratulations on Your New Job” Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Novelty Gift
Celebrate that double-take moment when your favourite workmate ditches you for pastures new with this razor-sharp “FUCKING TRAITOR! I Mean, Congratulations on Your New Job” personalised candle. It strikes the perfect balance between savage roast and sincere congrats, wrapped up in cosy, fragrance-filled vibes. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries—choose your scent, add a cheeky sign-off or inside joke, and gift the ultimate new-job keepsake.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—show off on desks, shelves or sideboards, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—swap in any name, tweak the main phrase, add your sign-off (e.g., “Love, [YOUR NAME]”) and adjust fonts or colours
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre headline “FUCKING TRAITOR!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Subtext line “I MEAN, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB” in a clean secondary font for the perfect punchline follow-up
Vertical side text field “ADD A PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” ready for your custom quip, date or inside joke
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”) so they know exactly what they’re lighting
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re toasting your best mate who just locked down that dream promotion, roasting your colleague who jumped ship after one too many late nights, surprising your sibling on day one of their new career or sending a savage Secret Santa to the office traitor-turned-top-earner, this candle nails both the laugh and the sentiment.
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Funny New Job Personalised Candle | Colleague Leaving Gift
£11.99
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Celebrate that double-take moment when your favourite workmate ditches you for pastures new with this razor-sharp “FUCKING TRAITOR! I Mean, Congratulations on Your New Job” personalised candle. It strikes the perfect balance between savage roast and sincere congrats, wrapped up in cosy, fragrance-filled vibes. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries—choose your scent, add a cheeky sign-off or inside joke, and gift the ultimate new-job keepsake.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—show off on desks, shelves or sideboards, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three crowd-pleasing scents:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist
Fully personalised label—swap in any name, tweak the main phrase, add your sign-off (e.g., “Love, [YOUR NAME]”) and adjust fonts or colours
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Front-and-centre headline “FUCKING TRAITOR!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value
Subtext line “I MEAN, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB” in a clean secondary font for the perfect punchline follow-up
Vertical side text field “ADD A PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” ready for your custom quip, date or inside joke
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA | 480 g | ~45 hr burn”) so they know exactly what they’re lighting
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps or overlaps, just pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re toasting your best mate who just locked down that dream promotion, roasting your colleague who jumped ship after one too many late nights, surprising your sibling on day one of their new career or sending a savage Secret Santa to the office traitor-turned-top-earner, this candle nails both the laugh and the sentiment.
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