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Funny Microsoft Excel Candle – “Freak in the Sheets” Personalised Gift – Custom Office Joke Candle – Novelty Soy Wax Candle – Excel Lover Gift
Spice up your spreadsheet-loving friend‘s life with this hilarious Microsoft Excel personalised candle! Featuring the cheeky phrase "Freak in the Sheets", this candle is the perfect gift for anyone who lives and breathes Excel formulas, pivot tables, and conditional formatting. Whether you‘re shopping for a funny office gift, a Secret Santa present, or a birthday surprise for your favourite data nerd, this candle is guaranteed to get a laugh.
The label includes:
The bold and cheeky quote: "FREAK IN THE SHEETS"
A space for your own custom message: "ADD ANY MESSAGE HERE..."
The official Microsoft Excel logo and text
A clean, professional design with a humorous twist
🔥 Product Features:
Hand-poured soy wax candle in a sleek glass jar
Dimensions: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn time: Approx. 45 hours
Available in 3 delightful scents:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Customisable label – add your own message, joke, or name
High-quality print with a funny tech and office theme
✍️ Personalisation Options:
Add a name, job title, or inside joke for your favourite spreadsheet wizard
Change the message to suit any occasion – from "Pivot Queen" to "Ctrl+Alt+Del My Stress"
Ideal for tech lovers, office colleagues, data analysts, or Excel enthusiasts
🎁 Perfect For:
Birthdays – especially for Excel fans and office workers
Christmas or Secret Santa – a guaranteed hit in any workplace
Work anniversaries or promotion celebrations
Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or just because!
One-off novelty gifts for your favourite spreadsheet master
Gifts for coworkers, bosses, or remote team members
Microsoft Excel candle
Funny office candle
Freak in the sheets gift
Personalised tech gift
Excel lover candle
Soy wax novelty candle
Custom message candle
Office humour gift
Secret Santa Excel gift
Data analyst gift
Spreadsheet joke candle
Funny workplace gift
Funny Microsoft Excel Personalised Candle | Funny IT Gift | Funny Excel Spreadsheet Gift | Novelty Gift for Office Worker | Secret Santa
£11.99
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Spice up your spreadsheet-loving friend‘s life with this hilarious Microsoft Excel personalised candle! Featuring the cheeky phrase "Freak in the Sheets", this candle is the perfect gift for anyone who lives and breathes Excel formulas, pivot tables, and conditional formatting. Whether you‘re shopping for a funny office gift, a Secret Santa present, or a birthday surprise for your favourite data nerd, this candle is guaranteed to get a laugh.
The label includes:
The bold and cheeky quote: "FREAK IN THE SHEETS"
A space for your own custom message: "ADD ANY MESSAGE HERE..."
The official Microsoft Excel logo and text
A clean, professional design with a humorous twist
🔥 Product Features:
Hand-poured soy wax candle in a sleek glass jar
Dimensions: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn time: Approx. 45 hours
Available in 3 delightful scents:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Customisable label – add your own message, joke, or name
High-quality print with a funny tech and office theme
✍️ Personalisation Options:
Add a name, job title, or inside joke for your favourite spreadsheet wizard
Change the message to suit any occasion – from "Pivot Queen" to "Ctrl+Alt+Del My Stress"
Ideal for tech lovers, office colleagues, data analysts, or Excel enthusiasts
🎁 Perfect For:
Birthdays – especially for Excel fans and office workers
Christmas or Secret Santa – a guaranteed hit in any workplace
Work anniversaries or promotion celebrations
Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or just because!
One-off novelty gifts for your favourite spreadsheet master
Gifts for coworkers, bosses, or remote team members
Microsoft Excel candle
Funny office candle
Freak in the sheets gift
Personalised tech gift
Excel lover candle
Soy wax novelty candle
Custom message candle
Office humour gift
Secret Santa Excel gift
Data analyst gift
Spreadsheet joke candle
Funny workplace gift
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