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Funny Live Laugh Love Personalised Candle | Funny Cunt Candle | Novelty Gift| Don't Be A Cunt | Joke Funny Gift | Funny Live Laugh Love Gift
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Illuminate any room with cheeky charm and cosy vibes using this “Live Laugh Love—Don’t Be a Cunt!” personalised candle. It mashes up the classic motivational mantra with a savage twist, making it a standout décor piece and conversation starter. Choose Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries, then swap in any name, date or one-liner below the punchline for a bespoke gift that’s equal parts heartwarming and hilariously rude.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for side tables, shelves or desks, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter
480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to suit every mood:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting hug in a jar
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience
Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity burst
Fully personalised label—swap “[NAME]” into the mantra, add a custom quip or inside joke, and tweak fonts or colours
Printed on durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper to resist spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Top line “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” in elegant all-caps serif font
Bold secondary phrase “DON’T BE A CUNT!” in all-caps sans-serif for maximum impact
Custom message field “YOUR TEXT HERE…” ready for names, dates or savage sign-offs
Scent badge at the bottom (e.g., “SWEET VANILLA”) so you always know which aroma you’re burning
Clean white background with pastel-blue accents echoing the platform for crisp contrast and readability
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure novelty perfection
Whether you’re congratulating your mate on surviving lockdown, roasting your sibling’s terrible dating life, surprising a work friend after a rough week or gifting a savage Secret Santa for your office prankster, this candle has you covered. It’s the perfect blend of encouragement and insult—ideal for anyone who loves to keep it real.
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