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Funny Leave Me Alone Personalised Candle | Novelty Gift for Friend | Funny Adult Gift | Fun Work Friend Gift | Novelty Friend Message Gift
Soft Cotton
£11.99
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When This Candle Is Lit… Leave Me the Fuck Alone! Personalised Candle | Funny Rude Gift
Give the gift of sacred alone time with this cheeky “When This Candle Is Lit… Leave Me the Fuck Alone!” personalised candle. Ideal for stressed-out friends, office warriors in need of peace or anyone who values a bit of solitude, it’s the perfect birthday, housewarming or Secret Santa surprise. Pick from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries to set the mood, then customise the label with a name, nickname or secret mantra for a truly bespoke anti-social statement piece.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on desks, shelves or bedside tables then repurpose once the wax is gone
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to match any vibe:
Sweet Vanilla for a mellow, comforting aroma
Soft Cotton for a crisp, clean atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a warm, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap in names, nicknames or your own profanity-laden phrase
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper stands up to spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Displays “WHEN THIS CANDLE IS LIT… LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Crisp white background with matte black lettering for instant readability
Printed on durable vinyl for spill-proof durability during busy mornings or late-night sessions
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just maximum impact
100% personalisable: change the main wording, add the recipient’s name, tweak fonts or adjust colours to match any décor
Whether you’re hunting for a hilarious birthday gift, a cheeky housewarming treat or a memorable Secret Santa surprise, this novelty candle guarantees laughs—and valuable alone time—long after the flame flickers out. Treat your best mate, that colleague who needs space or yourself to a custom keepsake that speaks to the soul of self-care.
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Funny Leave Me Alone Personalised Candle | Novelty Gift for Friend | Funny Adult Gift | Fun Work Friend Gift | Novelty Friend Message Gift
£11.99
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Please enter your personalisation requests here.
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Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
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Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Give the gift of sacred alone time with this cheeky “When This Candle Is Lit… Leave Me the Fuck Alone!” personalised candle. Ideal for stressed-out friends, office warriors in need of peace or anyone who values a bit of solitude, it’s the perfect birthday, housewarming or Secret Santa surprise. Pick from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries to set the mood, then customise the label with a name, nickname or secret mantra for a truly bespoke anti-social statement piece.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on desks, shelves or bedside tables then repurpose once the wax is gone
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to match any vibe:
Sweet Vanilla for a mellow, comforting aroma
Soft Cotton for a crisp, clean atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a warm, fruity twist
Fully personalised label lets you swap in names, nicknames or your own profanity-laden phrase
Waterproof vinyl sticker paper stands up to spills, smudges and everyday wear
Label Details
Displays “WHEN THIS CANDLE IS LIT… LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font
Crisp white background with matte black lettering for instant readability
Printed on durable vinyl for spill-proof durability during busy mornings or late-night sessions
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, just maximum impact
100% personalisable: change the main wording, add the recipient’s name, tweak fonts or adjust colours to match any décor
Whether you’re hunting for a hilarious birthday gift, a cheeky housewarming treat or a memorable Secret Santa surprise, this novelty candle guarantees laughs—and valuable alone time—long after the flame flickers out. Treat your best mate, that colleague who needs space or yourself to a custom keepsake that speaks to the soul of self-care.
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