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Funny IKEA Candle – “Know a Lot of Knobs” Quote – Rude Personalised Gift – Meme Soy Wax Candle – Custom Label – Joke Gift for Friends or Colleagues
If you’ve ever walked into IKEA and thought, “This place is missing a few knobs – just like my social circle,” then this candle is for you. Featuring the hilarious quote:
“MIGHT POP DOWN TO IKEA AND SEE IF THEY ARE MISSING ANY KNOBS CAUSE I KNOW A F*CKIN LOT.”
This funny personalised candle is the ultimate gift for anyone who loves cheeky humour, savage burns, and meme-worthy banter.
Whether you‘re roasting your mates, sending a passive-aggressive gift to a colleague, or just need a laugh, this rude novelty candle is guaranteed to deliver.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a stylish glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Customisable Label: Add your own message or tweak the quote to suit your vibe
Hand-poured & made with a wicked sense of humour
🏷️ Label Design & Personalisation:
Theme: IKEA pun / rude humour / sarcastic insult
Text Context: A play on IKEA’s furniture hardware and the “knobs” you know in real life – perfect for roasting friends or coworkers
Icons/Design: Bold black text on a clean white label, with a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” for extra sass
Customisation Options:
Change the quote to suit your recipient
Add a name, date, or inside joke
Ideal for tailoring to birthdays, office banter, or gag gifts
🎁 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
Birthday gifts for sarcastic friends
Secret Santa or office gift exchanges
Gag gifts for coworkers
Christmas stocking fillers
One-off joke gifts
Gifts for him or her – especially those who love IKEA and savage humour
Work friends who need a cheeky laugh
Sassy siblings, banter-loving mates, or your favourite knobhead
Whether it’s a roast disguised as a candle or a hilarious way to say “I’m thinking of you,” this personalised meme candle is a top-tier gift for any occasion.
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Funny Knobs Pun Meme Personalised Candle | Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friends | Office Banter Joke | Passive Aggressive Funny Quote Candle
£11.99
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If you’ve ever walked into IKEA and thought, “This place is missing a few knobs – just like my social circle,” then this candle is for you. Featuring the hilarious quote:
“MIGHT POP DOWN TO IKEA AND SEE IF THEY ARE MISSING ANY KNOBS CAUSE I KNOW A F*CKIN LOT.”
This funny personalised candle is the ultimate gift for anyone who loves cheeky humour, savage burns, and meme-worthy banter.
Whether you‘re roasting your mates, sending a passive-aggressive gift to a colleague, or just need a laugh, this rude novelty candle is guaranteed to deliver.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a stylish glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Customisable Label: Add your own message or tweak the quote to suit your vibe
Hand-poured & made with a wicked sense of humour
🏷️ Label Design & Personalisation:
Theme: IKEA pun / rude humour / sarcastic insult
Text Context: A play on IKEA’s furniture hardware and the “knobs” you know in real life – perfect for roasting friends or coworkers
Icons/Design: Bold black text on a clean white label, with a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” for extra sass
Customisation Options:
Change the quote to suit your recipient
Add a name, date, or inside joke
Ideal for tailoring to birthdays, office banter, or gag gifts
🎁 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
Birthday gifts for sarcastic friends
Secret Santa or office gift exchanges
Gag gifts for coworkers
Christmas stocking fillers
One-off joke gifts
Gifts for him or her – especially those who love IKEA and savage humour
Work friends who need a cheeky laugh
Sassy siblings, banter-loving mates, or your favourite knobhead
Whether it’s a roast disguised as a candle or a hilarious way to say “I’m thinking of you,” this personalised meme candle is a top-tier gift for any occasion.
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