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Funny Government Joke Candle | 10 Downing Street | Joke Politics Gift | Funny Joiner Gift | Funny Secret Santa Candle | Novelty Political Etsy

Funny Government Joke Candle | 10 Downing Street | Joke Politics Gift | Funny Joiner Gift | Funny Secret Santa Candle | Novelty Political

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Funny Government Candle - “Cabinet Falling Apart” Personalised Soy Wax Jar - Political Joke Gift, Rude Candle for Friends, Custom Label

Light up your space with laughter and satire using this Funny Government-Themed Personalised Candle, featuring the cheeky message:
“Joiners Urgently Required Due to Cabinet Falling Apart (Don’t Bring Any Tools, We Already Have Plenty)”
Perfect for fans of political humour, British satire, and novelty candles, this candle pokes fun at the state of government with a witty twist on the chaos at 10 Downing Street.

Whether you‘re gifting a politically savvy friend, a colleague with a dark sense of humour, or just want a funny candle for your desk, this soy wax jar candle delivers laughs and light in equal measure.

🔥 Product Features:
Hand-poured Soy Wax Candle in a stylish glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours

Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton

Personalised Label: Customise the text to suit any occasion
Funny Political Theme: Satirical message referencing UK government
Icons: Image of 10 Downing Street, bold typography

🎨 Label Details & Personalisation:
Theme: Political satire / British government humour
Text: “Joiners Urgently Required Due to Cabinet Falling Apart (Don’t Bring Any Tools, We Already Have Plenty)”
Visuals: Iconic image of 10 Downing Street

Customisation Options:
Change the message to suit your recipient
Add names, dates, or your own political joke
Ideal for tailoring to birthdays, work gifts, or gag presents

🎁 Why, When & Who to Buy It For:
This candle is perfect for anyone who enjoys political jokes, funny novelty gifts, or personalised rude candles

Birthday gifts for politically-minded friends
Secret Santa gifts with a satirical twist
Funny work colleague presents
Christmas gag gifts
New job or promotion gifts with humour
One-off joke gifts for mates
Housewarming gifts with personality
Gifts for government workers or civil servants

Whether you‘re buying for a friend who loves politics, a colleague with a sarcastic streak, or someone who just enjoys a good laugh, this candle is a guaranteed hit.

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