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Funny “I’d Rather Be Cruising” Personalised Candle – Rude LGBTQ+ Gift – Gay Holiday Candle – Custom Label with Pineapple – Novelty Adult Gift – Soy Wax Jar – 45hr Burn – Gift for Friends, Him, Her, They
Bring the holiday vibes and a splash of cheeky humour with our Funny “I’d Rather Be Cruising” Personalised Candle – the perfect rude novelty gift for anyone who lives for sun, sass, and sea! Featuring a bold label with the word “Cruising” playfully edited (you know the vibe 😉), this candle is a hilarious nod to LGBTQ+ culture and holiday fun.
Whether it’s for a friend who loves a laugh, a partner who’s always planning the next getaway, or just a fabulous gift for yourself, this candle is a guaranteed conversation starter.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: LGBTQ+ humour, holiday vibes, cheeky wordplay
Text Example:
I’D RATHER BE CRUISING
(with the “G” cheekily crossed out in rainbow colours)
+ Pineapple illustration
Design Elements:
Rainbow accent on the “G”
Pineapple icon (a subtle nod to fun and freedom)
Bold, clean typography
Customisation Options:
Change the main phrase
Add a name or inside joke
Tailor it to suit any occasion or recipient
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who love a laugh
Gay besties or partners
Holiday lovers and cruise fans
Pride party gifts
Secret Santa with sass
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Housewarming gifts
Gag gifts for adults
Just because they’re fabulous!
Whether it’s a cheeky pride gift, a funny holiday candle, or a bold novelty present, this candle is sure to light up the room and the mood.
Funny gay candle
LGBTQ+ novelty gift
Rude personalised candle
Cruising candle gift
Pineapple candle
Holiday humour candle
Custom label candle
Funny adult gift
Personalised pride candle
Gag gift for LGBTQ+
Cheeky candle for friends
Pride party decoration
Gift for him, her, they
Funny travel gift
Gay cruise gift
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Bring the holiday vibes and a splash of cheeky humour with our Funny “I’d Rather Be Cruising” Personalised Candle – the perfect rude novelty gift for anyone who lives for sun, sass, and sea! Featuring a bold label with the word “Cruising” playfully edited (you know the vibe 😉), this candle is a hilarious nod to LGBTQ+ culture and holiday fun.
Whether it’s for a friend who loves a laugh, a partner who’s always planning the next getaway, or just a fabulous gift for yourself, this candle is a guaranteed conversation starter.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: LGBTQ+ humour, holiday vibes, cheeky wordplay
Text Example:
I’D RATHER BE CRUISING
(with the “G” cheekily crossed out in rainbow colours)
+ Pineapple illustration
Design Elements:
Rainbow accent on the “G”
Pineapple icon (a subtle nod to fun and freedom)
Bold, clean typography
Customisation Options:
Change the main phrase
Add a name or inside joke
Tailor it to suit any occasion or recipient
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who love a laugh
Gay besties or partners
Holiday lovers and cruise fans
Pride party gifts
Secret Santa with sass
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Housewarming gifts
Gag gifts for adults
Just because they’re fabulous!
Whether it’s a cheeky pride gift, a funny holiday candle, or a bold novelty present, this candle is sure to light up the room and the mood.
Funny gay candle
LGBTQ+ novelty gift
Rude personalised candle
Cruising candle gift
Pineapple candle
Holiday humour candle
Custom label candle
Funny adult gift
Personalised pride candle
Gag gift for LGBTQ+
Cheeky candle for friends
Pride party decoration
Gift for him, her, they
Funny travel gift
Gay cruise gift
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