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Funny Floats My Boat Candle – Personalised Meme Quote Gift – Rude Soy Wax Candle – Customisable Label – Novelty Gift for Friends – Sarcastic Humour Candle
Looking for something that truly floats your boat? This Funny “Floats My Boat” Personalised Candle is a cheeky, meme-inspired gift that’s perfect for anyone who’s still figuring out what makes them tick. Featuring the bold and hilarious quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE MARINA AND SEE IF THEY KNOW WHAT FLOATS MY BOAT", this candle is ideal for those who love dry humour, nautical puns, and a bit of self-deprecating sass.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s always soul-searching or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle is guaranteed to get a laugh.
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Nautical humour / meme quote
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE MARINA AND SEE IF THEY KNOW WHAT FLOATS MY BOAT"
Design Elements: Clean, bold typography with space for a custom message
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love nautical puns or dry humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Boat lovers, sailors, or anyone who’s still figuring life out
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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Funny Floats my Boat Personalised Candle | Fun Message Candle Gift | Novelty Rude Adult Joke | Cheeky Gift for Friends | Funny Secret Santa
£11.99
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Looking for something that truly floats your boat? This Funny “Floats My Boat” Personalised Candle is a cheeky, meme-inspired gift that’s perfect for anyone who’s still figuring out what makes them tick. Featuring the bold and hilarious quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE MARINA AND SEE IF THEY KNOW WHAT FLOATS MY BOAT", this candle is ideal for those who love dry humour, nautical puns, and a bit of self-deprecating sass.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s always soul-searching or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle is guaranteed to get a laugh.
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Nautical humour / meme quote
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE MARINA AND SEE IF THEY KNOW WHAT FLOATS MY BOAT"
Design Elements: Clean, bold typography with space for a custom message
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love nautical puns or dry humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Boat lovers, sailors, or anyone who’s still figuring life out
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
funny candle gift
floats my boat candle
meme quote candle
rude personalised candle
novelty soy wax candle
custom label candle
sarcastic candle gift
funny birthday candle
secret santa rude gift
personalised meme candle
handmade funny candle UK
nautical joke gift
boat lover gift
gag gift for friends
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