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Funny Personalised Candle – “Top Secret Job” – Custom Soy Wax Jar Gift for Colleagues, Friends & Office Banter
For the undercover legends who somehow make it through the workday without knowing what’s going on — this candle is for them. The label reads:
“MY JOB IS TOP SECRET EVEN I DON‘T KNOW WHAT I‘M DOING”
Featuring a cartoon spy and a frog scribbling away at a desk, this candle is the perfect gift for anyone who’s winging it at work, surviving meetings with zero context, or just embracing the chaos of adulting.
And yes — you can personalise the label! Add your own message, change the name, or tailor it to your own office inside joke. It’s ideal for birthdays, leaving gifts, or just a cheeky desk accessory.
🎁This candle makes a brilliant gift for:
Work colleagues with a sense of humour
Friends who are always “figuring it out”
Office secret Santa or team banter
Funny birthday gifts
One-off novelty presents for people who thrive in confusion
🕯️ Candle Specs
Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scents Available:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Fully customisable text to suit your occasion
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Funny Don't Know What I'm Doing Personalised Candle | Novelty Top Secret Job Office Banter Candle Gift
£11.99
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For the undercover legends who somehow make it through the workday without knowing what’s going on — this candle is for them. The label reads:
“MY JOB IS TOP SECRET EVEN I DON‘T KNOW WHAT I‘M DOING”
Featuring a cartoon spy and a frog scribbling away at a desk, this candle is the perfect gift for anyone who’s winging it at work, surviving meetings with zero context, or just embracing the chaos of adulting.
And yes — you can personalise the label! Add your own message, change the name, or tailor it to your own office inside joke. It’s ideal for birthdays, leaving gifts, or just a cheeky desk accessory.
🎁This candle makes a brilliant gift for:
Work colleagues with a sense of humour
Friends who are always “figuring it out”
Office secret Santa or team banter
Funny birthday gifts
One-off novelty presents for people who thrive in confusion
🕯️ Candle Specs
Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scents Available:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Fully customisable text to suit your occasion
funny office candle
personalised work gift
novelty soy wax candle UK
custom label candle for colleagues
sarcastic candle present
top secret job candle
personalised joke candle
rude candle gift for workmate
unique gift for coworkers
custom scented candle with label
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