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“Please Don’t Do Cocaine in the Bathroom” Personalised Candle | Funny House Party Gift
Keep the party wild but the bathroom clean with this cheeky “Please Don’t Do Cocaine in the Bathroom” personalised candle. Perfect for flat warmings, house parties or as a hilarious Secret Santa for your messiest mate, it masks any questionable aromas while sending a clear no-drug-use signal. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then swap in any name or inside joke for a bespoke gag gift that’s sure to get laughs.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—ideal for bathroom shelves, sideboards or party bars (and repurpose as a planter or storage jar later)
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to cover up even the boldest whiffs: sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries
Fully personalised label—add the host’s name, a custom warning line or any cheeky message
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to withstand spills and party chaos
Label Details
Bold all-caps sans-serif header “PLEASE DON’T DO COCAINE IN THE BATHROOM” for maximum visibility
Subtext “NO MARCHING POWDER IN THIS AREA” inside a yellow warning sign motif
Red circle-and-slash prohibition symbol over a rolled-up bill and small baggie illustration
Crisp white background with yellow and black hazard-strip accents for an authentic warning-sign look
Small icons: rolled-up dollar bill, baggie of powder and prohibition symbol to reinforce the joke visually
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps for a flawless finish
100 % customisable: change the main phrase, insert any name, tweak fonts or adjust colours to suit any décor
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Keep the party wild but the bathroom clean with this cheeky “Please Don’t Do Cocaine in the Bathroom” personalised candle. Perfect for flat warmings, house parties or as a hilarious Secret Santa for your messiest mate, it masks any questionable aromas while sending a clear no-drug-use signal. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then swap in any name or inside joke for a bespoke gag gift that’s sure to get laughs.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—ideal for bathroom shelves, sideboards or party bars (and repurpose as a planter or storage jar later)
Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Three scent options to cover up even the boldest whiffs: sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries
Fully personalised label—add the host’s name, a custom warning line or any cheeky message
Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl sticker paper to withstand spills and party chaos
Label Details
Bold all-caps sans-serif header “PLEASE DON’T DO COCAINE IN THE BATHROOM” for maximum visibility
Subtext “NO MARCHING POWDER IN THIS AREA” inside a yellow warning sign motif
Red circle-and-slash prohibition symbol over a rolled-up bill and small baggie illustration
Crisp white background with yellow and black hazard-strip accents for an authentic warning-sign look
Small icons: rolled-up dollar bill, baggie of powder and prohibition symbol to reinforce the joke visually
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps for a flawless finish
100 % customisable: change the main phrase, insert any name, tweak fonts or adjust colours to suit any décor
personalised no cocaine candle
funny house party candle gift
custom bathroom warning candle
novelty drug-free zone candle
custom gag gift candle UK
unique flatwarming joke candle
personalised soy wax prank gift
Secret Santa no cocaine candle
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