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Funny “Calm the F*** Down” Personalised Candle – Rude Adult Gift – Custom Stress Relief Candle – Hilarious Gift for Friends, Family, Coworkers – Soy Wax Jar – 45hr Burn – Novelty Present for Any Occasion

When life gets chaotic and someone’s about to lose it, light up this Funny “Calm the F* Down” Personalised Candle** and let the sass do the soothing! This cheeky candle is the perfect rude novelty gift for anyone who needs a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder to chill out.

The label reads:
"LIGHT ME WHEN GEORGIA NEEDS TO CALM THE F* DOWN!"**
– and yes, you can change the name and message to suit whoever needs a laugh and a little aromatherapy.

Part of our Funny Adult Gifts and Rude Stress Relief Candles collection, this candle is ideal for birthdays, office banter, or just because someone’s being dramatic.

🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g

Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton

Personalised Label: Add any name and custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!

🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: Funny stress relief, rude humour, personalised sass

Text Example:
LIGHT ME WHEN GEORGIA NEEDS TO CALM THE F*** DOWN!
Add a personalised message here...
Design Elements: Bold uppercase text, clean layout

Customisation Options:
Change the name
Adjust the main message to suit the recipient
Add a personal note, inside joke, or emoji
Perfect for tailoring to any occasion or personality

🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who need a laugh
Family members who are always dramatic
Coworkers with a short fuse
Office Secret Santa
Birthday gifts for him, her, or they
Gag gifts for adults
Just because someone’s being extra
Housewarming gifts
Party decorations with attitude
Whether it’s a cheeky way to say “calm down”, a funny birthday surprise, or a rude novelty gift, this candle is guaranteed to light up the mood and the room.

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Gift for him, her, they

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