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Funny Age Joke Personalised Candle – Rude Birthday Gift for Older Friends – Custom Label – Novelty Adult Candle – Gag Gift for Him, Her, Coworkers – Soy Wax Jar – 45hr Burn
Celebrate getting older with a laugh (and maybe a little leakage) with our Funny Age Joke Personalised Candle – the perfect rude novelty gift for anyone who’s not quite ready to admit they’re ageing
gracefully! Featuring the hilarious label:
"I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A FUNNY CANDLE... BUT AT YOUR AGE THERE‘S A HIGH CHANCE YOU WILL PISS YOURSELF."
– this candle is guaranteed to get a giggle at any birthday bash.
Whether it’s for a friend, coworker, or family member, this candle is a cheeky way to say “Happy Birthday” with a twist of adult humour.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: Age humour, rude birthday joke, adult novelty
Text Example:
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A FUNNY CANDLE...
BUT AT YOUR AGE THERE‘S A HIGH CHANCE YOU WILL PISS YOURSELF.
Design Elements:
Cartoon-style illustration of an elderly person with a cane
Bold, playful typography
Optional space for a personalised message
Customisation Options:
Change the name or age reference
Add a personal note or inside joke
Tailor it to suit any recipient or milestone birthday
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends turning 30, 40, 50, 60+
Family members with a sense of humour
Coworkers who love a cheeky joke
Secret Santa with sass
Gag gifts for adults
Retirement parties
Just because they’re getting old and you love them anyway
Whether it’s a cheeky birthday surprise, a rude novelty present, or a funny keepsake, this candle is sure to light up the room and the laughs.
Funny age joke candle
Rude birthday gift
Personalised adult candle
Offensive novelty candle
Custom label candle
Gag gift for older friends
Birthday candle for him/her
Cheeky candle for coworkers
Funny retirement gift
Over the hill birthday gift
Sarcastic birthday present
Personalised joke candle
Gift for milestone birthday
Funny candle for 50th birthday
Adult humour candle
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£11.99
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Celebrate getting older with a laugh (and maybe a little leakage) with our Funny Age Joke Personalised Candle – the perfect rude novelty gift for anyone who’s not quite ready to admit they’re ageing
gracefully! Featuring the hilarious label:
"I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A FUNNY CANDLE... BUT AT YOUR AGE THERE‘S A HIGH CHANCE YOU WILL PISS YOURSELF."
– this candle is guaranteed to get a giggle at any birthday bash.
Whether it’s for a friend, coworker, or family member, this candle is a cheeky way to say “Happy Birthday” with a twist of adult humour.
🕯️ Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Weight: 420g
Scent Options:
Sweet Vanilla
Spiced Berries
Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Add any name or custom message
Hand-poured & made to order – each candle is unique!
🏷️ Label Details:
Theme: Age humour, rude birthday joke, adult novelty
Text Example:
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A FUNNY CANDLE...
BUT AT YOUR AGE THERE‘S A HIGH CHANCE YOU WILL PISS YOURSELF.
Design Elements:
Cartoon-style illustration of an elderly person with a cane
Bold, playful typography
Optional space for a personalised message
Customisation Options:
Change the name or age reference
Add a personal note or inside joke
Tailor it to suit any recipient or milestone birthday
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends turning 30, 40, 50, 60+
Family members with a sense of humour
Coworkers who love a cheeky joke
Secret Santa with sass
Gag gifts for adults
Retirement parties
Just because they’re getting old and you love them anyway
Whether it’s a cheeky birthday surprise, a rude novelty present, or a funny keepsake, this candle is sure to light up the room and the laughs.
Funny age joke candle
Rude birthday gift
Personalised adult candle
Offensive novelty candle
Custom label candle
Gag gift for older friends
Birthday candle for him/her
Cheeky candle for coworkers
Funny retirement gift
Over the hill birthday gift
Sarcastic birthday present
Personalised joke candle
Gift for milestone birthday
Funny candle for 50th birthday
Adult humour candle
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