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Full of Shit Funny Joke Candle | Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friends | Laxatives Joke Gift | Secret Santa Rude Gift | Shite Joke Candle Gifts Etsy

Full of Shit Funny Joke Candle | Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friends | Laxatives Joke Gift | Secret Santa Rude Gift | Shite Joke Candle Gifts

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Funny Full of Shite Candle – Personalised Meme Quote Gift – Rude Soy Wax Candle – Sarcastic Humour Gift – Customisable Label – Novelty Gag Candle for Friends

Know someone who’s full of it? This Funny “Full of Shite” Personalised Candle is the ultimate savage gift for calling out the nonsense — with a laugh. Featuring the hilariously blunt quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE PHARMACY AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY LAXATIVES CAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF FOLK THAT‘S FULL OF SHITE", this candle is perfect for lovers of dry humour, meme culture, and brutally honest banter.

Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s always talking rubbish, a colleague who thrives on drama, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.

🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order

🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic honesty / pharmacy-themed meme humour

Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE PHARMACY AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY LAXATIVES CAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF FOLK THAT‘S FULL OF SHITE"

Design Elements: Includes a handwritten-style “HA HA HA” note for extra cheek
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion

🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love savage humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone who’s surrounded by nonsense and needs a laugh
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.

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