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Ejaculate Joke Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Gift | Yorkshire Gift
Soft Cotton
£11.99
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Ejaculate [v] Personalised Yorkshire Slang Candle | Funny Adult Novelty Gift
Light up your mate’s birthday, flat warming or cheeky office Secret Santa with this brilliantly rude Yorkshire-themed candle. Featuring the comical slang “Ejaculate [v] verb – What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is late,” it’s the perfect novelty home décor piece for friends who love a proper Northern laugh. Available in three irresistible scents—sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries—this personalised candle doubles as a memorable gift and a cheeky conversation starter.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on shelves, desks or mantelpieces, then repurpose once the wax is gone
Made from eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Choose your scent:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting aroma
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a fruity, festive twist
Fully customisable label lets you replace “Jack” with any name or nickname, tweak the phrase or adjust font colours for the ultimate personalised gift
Durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper resists spills and keeps your prank-perfect candle looking sharp
Label Details
Top line shows small “MKTrendsCo” branding in subtle grey
Bold all-caps sans-serif font declaring “Ejaculate [v] verb” for instant impact
Definition text underneath: “What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is late” in a clean, readable style
Scent name printed at the bottom (e.g. Sweet Vanilla) so you always know your favourite aroma
Crisp white background with matte black lettering—maximum contrast on every word
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure Yorkshire charm
Whether you’re searching for a funny birthday treat for your Northern-born best friend, a laugh-out-loud housewarming gift or a standout Secret Santa surprise, this personalised Yorkshire slang candle delivers smiles long after the flame fades.
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Ejaculate Joke Personalised Candle | Funny Adult Gift | Yorkshire Gift
£11.99
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Please enter your personalisation requests here.
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Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.
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Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.
We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.
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Light up your mate’s birthday, flat warming or cheeky office Secret Santa with this brilliantly rude Yorkshire-themed candle. Featuring the comical slang “Ejaculate [v] verb – What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is late,” it’s the perfect novelty home décor piece for friends who love a proper Northern laugh. Available in three irresistible scents—sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries—this personalised candle doubles as a memorable gift and a cheeky conversation starter.
Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—display on shelves, desks or mantelpieces, then repurpose once the wax is gone
Made from eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours
Choose your scent:
Sweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting aroma
Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh atmosphere
Spiced Berries for a fruity, festive twist
Fully customisable label lets you replace “Jack” with any name or nickname, tweak the phrase or adjust font colours for the ultimate personalised gift
Durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper resists spills and keeps your prank-perfect candle looking sharp
Label Details
Top line shows small “MKTrendsCo” branding in subtle grey
Bold all-caps sans-serif font declaring “Ejaculate [v] verb” for instant impact
Definition text underneath: “What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is late” in a clean, readable style
Scent name printed at the bottom (e.g. Sweet Vanilla) so you always know your favourite aroma
Crisp white background with matte black lettering—maximum contrast on every word
Wraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure Yorkshire charm
Whether you’re searching for a funny birthday treat for your Northern-born best friend, a laugh-out-loud housewarming gift or a standout Secret Santa surprise, this personalised Yorkshire slang candle delivers smiles long after the flame fades.
personalised Yorkshire candle gift
novelty adult candle UK
funny slang candle for friends
custom rude candle present
Yorkshire humour home décor
unique birthday candle gift
cheeky Secret Santa candle
adult novelty soy wax candle
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