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Funny Bookies Candle – Odds on Surviving the Week – Personalised Meme Quote Gift – Rude Soy Wax Candle – Sarcastic Humour Gift – Customisable Label – Novelty Gag Candle
Feeling like life’s a gamble? This Funny “Odds on Surviving the Week” Personalised Candle is the perfect gift for anyone who’s barely hanging on and needs a laugh to get through it. Featuring the hilariously dry quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE BOOKIES AND SEE WHAT THE ODDS ARE ON ME MAKING IT TO THE END OF NEXT WEEK", this candle is ideal for lovers of meme humour, sarcasm, and brutally honest vibes.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s had a chaotic week, a colleague who’s always betting against the odds, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.
🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic survival / betting humour
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE BOOKIES AND SEE WHAT THE ODDS ARE ON ME MAKING IT TO THE END OF NEXT WEEK"
Design Elements: Bold typography with space for a custom message
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love sarcastic humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone who’s had a rough patch and needs a laugh
Bookies fans, gamblers, or anyone who jokes about life’s odds
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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£11.99
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Feeling like life’s a gamble? This Funny “Odds on Surviving the Week” Personalised Candle is the perfect gift for anyone who’s barely hanging on and needs a laugh to get through it. Featuring the hilariously dry quote:
"MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE BOOKIES AND SEE WHAT THE ODDS ARE ON ME MAKING IT TO THE END OF NEXT WEEK", this candle is ideal for lovers of meme humour, sarcasm, and brutally honest vibes.
Whether you‘re buying for a friend who’s had a chaotic week, a colleague who’s always betting against the odds, or just want a funny candle to brighten your own space, this soy wax candle delivers both comedy and comfort.
🔍 Product Features:
Premium Soy Wax Candle in a clear glass jar
Size: 8cm wide x 10cm high
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Scent Options: Sweet Vanilla, Spiced Berries, Soft Cotton
Personalised Label: Customise the quote or add your own message
Hand-poured & made to order
🎨 Label Details:
Theme: Sarcastic survival / betting humour
Main Text: "MIGHT POP DOWN TO THE BOOKIES AND SEE WHAT THE ODDS ARE ON ME MAKING IT TO THE END OF NEXT WEEK"
Design Elements: Bold typography with space for a custom message
Customisation: Add your own message below the quote or change the wording entirely to suit birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends who love sarcastic humour
Funny birthday gifts
Secret Santa or office banter gifts
Christmas stocking fillers
Housewarming gifts with a twist
Just-because gifts to cheer someone up
Gifts for siblings, cousins, or your favourite workmate
Anyone who’s had a rough patch and needs a laugh
Bookies fans, gamblers, or anyone who jokes about life’s odds
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, leaving do, or just a funny one-off gift, this candle is a top pick for lovers of meme culture and witty quotes.
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