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Dickhead Award Certificate Personalised Candle | Funny Dickhead Joke Gift | Funny Award Message Gift | Christmas | You're a Dickhead Gifts Etsy

Dickhead Award Certificate Personalised Candle | Funny Dickhead Joke Gift | Funny Award Message Gift | Christmas | You're a Dickhead Gifts

£11.99

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“Best Award” Personalised Candle | Funny No.1 Dickhead Gag Gift

Celebrate your favourite prankster (or roast your best mate) with this tongue-in-cheek “Best Award” personalised candle. Perfect for birthdays, flat warmings or savage Secret Santas, it doubles as quirky home décor and a hilarious roast. Choose from sweet vanilla, soft cotton or spiced berries, then customise every detail of the label—from the winner’s name to your own cheeky sign-off—for a bespoke insult in candle form.

Product Features
8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—ideal for shelves, desks or mantelpieces, then repurpose as a pen pot or mini planter

Eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours

Three irresistible scent options:

Sweet Vanilla for warm, gourmand vibes

Soft Cotton for a crisp, fresh atmosphere

Spiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist

Fully personalised label—swap in any name, adjust the award title, tweak font colours or add your own message

Printed on waterproof vinyl sticker paper to survive spills and keep its sharp look through every roast

Label Details
Top line “BEST AWARD” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font framed by two gold trophy icons

Subheading “THIS CANDLE CERTIFIES:” in smaller uppercase letters

Feature line “[NAME] IS A NO. 1 DICKHEAD” in large, bold text for maximum impact

Custom message field “ADD YOUR PERSONALISED MESSAGE HERE” in a clean secondary font

Sign-off line “LOTS OF LOVE, [YOUR NAME] XXX” in a playful handwritten-style script

Crisp white background with matte black and gold accents for high contrast and readability

Wraps perfectly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure novelty perfection

Whether you’re hunting for a savage birthday surprise, a cheeky housewarming gift or a brutal Secret Santa for your office prankster, this personalised Dickhead Award candle delivers laughs—and a dubious honour—they won’t forget.


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