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Blowjob Personalised Candle | Rude Adult Gift | Funny Blowjob Candle | Novelty Blowjob Gift | Rude Relationship Candle | Funny Blowjob Gifts Etsy

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£11.99
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Order before 2PM and your order will be handed to the courier the very same day.

We dispatch orders 6 days a week (Mon - Sat) Excluding bank holidays.

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-FREE Evri 48hr Tracked (UK Mainland)

-DPD Next Day

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Simply enter your personalisation requests in the section above, or if you prefer, you can speak to us via live chat or email once you have placed your order.

We will always promptly reach out to you for additional information if necessary.

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Not your nan‘s potpourri.

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