{"product_id":"personalised-cocaine-novelty-mug","title":"Personalised Cocaine Novelty Mug | Funny Rude Gift | Secret Santa Gift | Novelty Mug | Cheeky Gift","description":"Personalised Cocaine Novelty Mug | Funny Gift | Personalised Mug | Adult Gift | Novelty Drug Gift | Cocaine Gift | Joke Gift | Prank Gift\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“I DON’T DO COKE… BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING.” For those who love a bit of dark humour with their morning brew, this mug is unapologetically bold, wildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and laughs).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMug Features: This mug features bold black text that reads “I DON’T DO COKE BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING”, a customisable message line underneath for your own cheeky quote or name, cartoon-style illustrations of powder-filled baggies and a key, a classic white ceramic body with glossy finish, and it’s microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect For: Funny birthday gifts, Secret Santa with a twist, stag do favours, sarcastic stocking fillers, and coffee lovers with a dark sense of humour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHow to Order: Add the mug to your basket, enter your personalised message in the box provided, and let us deliver the sass straight to your door.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Disclaimer: This mug is intended for humour and novelty purposes only. No actual substances involved – just caffeine and comedy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚫 Non-Return Policy for Personalised Items\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note that all personalised mugs are made to order and customised specifically for you. As such, I do not accept returns or exchanges on personalised items unless there is a fault on my part.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf your mug arrives damaged, contains an error in the personalisation that I made, or is not as described, I’ll happily replace it at no extra cost. Just send me a photo of the issue within 48 hours of delivery, and I’ll make it right.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause each mug is customised with a name or design chosen by you, returned items cannot be resold and are therefore considered non-refundable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for understanding and supporting small handmade businesses!","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55846673219959,"sku":"ET-1316754862","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7077141334_3b0c.jpg?v=1758931304","url":"https:\/\/mktrends.co.uk\/products\/personalised-cocaine-novelty-mug","provider":"MKTrends Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}