{"product_id":"novelty-cocaine-wallet-card-secret-santa-funny-gift-gift","title":"Novelty Cocaine Wallet Card, Secret Santa, Funny Gift, Gift for Him, Cocaine Drugs Joke, Boyfriend, Work Friend, Night Out, On a Bender Gift","description":"A high-quality printed metal wallet card with a funny rude message! The perfect novelty gift for your friend \/ son \/ brother \/ dad\/work friend! 18 Humour that will make everyone laugh! A quality keepsake that will last for many years!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe message on this card reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\"I DON‘T DO\u003cbr\u003e\nCOCAINE\u003cbr\u003e\nBUT IT SMELLS\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAMAZING\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe business card sized metal card is made from high quality aluminium, and the design is permanently printed into the metal using the process of sublimation. The perfect size to fit inside any wallet and will last for years to come!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Metal Card Size: 85 x 55 mm (approx.) 1mm thick\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Suitable For: Funny Birthday Gifts, Christmas Gifts, Gifts for Him, Rude Joke Gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Style: Contemporary\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Material: Aluminium\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Made In England","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55846762185079,"sku":"MENS-NOV-CWC","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.6553562409_jvzm.jpg?v=1758932431","url":"https:\/\/mktrends.co.uk\/products\/novelty-cocaine-wallet-card-secret-santa-funny-gift-gift","provider":"MKTrends Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}