{"title":"Rude \u0026 Adult Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003e18+ personalised rude and adult novelty candles for cheeky gifts, parties, Secret Santa and grown-up humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-fishy-fanny-photo-message-personalised-candle-funny-adult-joke-news-style-custom-candle-gift","title":"Fishy Fanny Photo Candle – Personalised Breaking News Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurn an outrageous in-joke into a headline with this personalised Fishy Fanny photo candle. Made for a friend who enjoys rude banter, the news-style label pairs their photograph with a deliberately cheeky caption and a message from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe red-and-white breaking-news layout puts your picture above a headline, with a name banner completing the news-style design. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to. Upload their photo for the picture area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpload your chosen photo or photos in the photo upload field within Personalisation Requests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text or photo limit, but fewer photos allow more space for each image. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax candle in a reusable glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTotal candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality water- and heat-resistant label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDispatch and tracked delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details and photos before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll orders are tracked. Delivery times are estimates and are separate from the time needed to prepare and dispatch your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreating personalised gifts since 2021.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Sweet Vanilla","offer_id":55846618661239,"sku":"ET-26864389752","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cotton","offer_id":55846618694007,"sku":"ET-26503765697","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Berries","offer_id":55846618726775,"sku":"ET-26864389760","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7198899909_gjsv.jpg?v=1758930222"},{"product_id":"blowjob-personalised-candle-rude-adult-gift-funny-blowjob-candle-novelty-blowjob-gift-rude-relationship-candle-funny-blowjob-gifts","title":"Blowjob Candle – Personalised Rude Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake your intentions clear with this personalised blowjob candle. The flirtatious label gives a partner a cheeky birthday, anniversary or just-because gift, with space for a private joke or a short message from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTall black lettering and a pink lipstick mark give the “Light me when you want a BJ” label its flirtatious look. Add a name, a private message or a sign-off from you. You can change the invitation and text colours to suit the two of you; all label personalisation is included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax candle in a reusable glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTotal candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality water- and heat-resistant label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDispatch and tracked delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll orders are tracked. 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The “When this is lit” phrase delivers the invitation on the label, while a name or private message makes it personal to the two of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe explicit couples' phrase is paired with a small anatomical illustration on a simple white label. Add a name, a private message or a sign-off from you. You can change the invitation and text colours to suit the two of you; all label personalisation is included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax candle in a reusable glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTotal candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality water- and heat-resistant label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDispatch and tracked delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll orders are tracked. Delivery times are estimates and are separate from the time needed to prepare and dispatch your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreating personalised gifts since 2021.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Sweet Vanilla","offer_id":55846633898359,"sku":"ET-26095233555","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cotton","offer_id":55846633931127,"sku":"ET-26464865358","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Berries","offer_id":55846633963895,"sku":"ET-26464865368","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7122493421_7b22.jpg?v=1758930395"},{"product_id":"novelty-last-fuck-personalised-candle-funny-gift-for-friend-novelty-adult-gift-funny-co-worker-gift-my-last-fuck-message-candle-gift","title":"My Last Fuck Is on Fire Candle – Personalised Joke Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor someone who shares your sense of humour, this personalised my last fuck is on fire candle puts the joke on the label. Add your own message for a birthday gift, an in-joke between friends or a small present with a distinctly cheeky tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe “My last fuck… oh look, it's on fire!” joke is printed in compact black capitals on a white label. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax candle in a reusable glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTotal candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality water- and heat-resistant label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDispatch and tracked delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll orders are tracked. Delivery times are estimates and are separate from the time needed to prepare and dispatch your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreating personalised gifts since 2021.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Soft Cotton","offer_id":55846653067639,"sku":"42330465009882","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweet Vanilla","offer_id":55846653100407,"sku":"42330465042650","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Berries","offer_id":55846653133175,"sku":"42330465075418","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7070284141_p2gx.jpg?v=1758930719"},{"product_id":"yeasty-fanny-name-personalised-candle-rude-candle-gift-joke-novelty-candle-best-friend-work-friend-funny-candle-rude-adult-gift","title":"Yeasty Fanny Candle – Personalised Name Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor someone who shares your sense of humour, this personalised yeasty fanny candle puts the joke on the label. Add your own message for a birthday gift, an in-joke between friends or a small present with a distinctly cheeky tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOutlined name lettering sits between the “Smells like” heading and the rude joke, with your sign-off below. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to. The wording is a label theme; choose the actual candle scent from Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax candle in a reusable glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTotal candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality water- and heat-resistant label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDispatch and tracked delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll orders are tracked. Delivery times are estimates and are separate from the time needed to prepare and dispatch your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreating personalised gifts since 2021.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Soft Cotton","offer_id":55846653198711,"sku":"YSTFAN-SC","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweet Vanilla","offer_id":55846653231479,"sku":"YSTFAN-SV","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Berries","offer_id":55846653264247,"sku":"YSTFAN-SB","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7086889237_cy6z.jpg?v=1758930733"},{"product_id":"funny-cocaine-gift-novelty-cocaine-personalised-candle-funny-drugs-humour-gift-secret-santa-funny-boyfriend-brother-novelty-gift","title":"Wishing I Was Out Sniffing Candle – Personalised Rude Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor someone who shares your sense of humour, this personalised wishing i was out sniffing candle puts the joke on the label. Add your own message for a birthday gift, an in-joke between friends or a small present with a distinctly cheeky tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe rude quote about wishing to be out sniffing cocaine is paired with a yellow warning-style graphic. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? 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Add your own message for a birthday gift, an in-joke between friends or a small present with a distinctly cheeky tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe library-and-happy-ending joke uses a bold text layout above your message. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. 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Add your own message for a birthday gift, an in-joke between friends or a small present with a distinctly cheeky tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Pets at Home joke about knowing plenty of rats is printed in large black text. Add their name, an in-joke or a short sign-off beneath the main wording. You can request changes to the phrase or text colours so the joke fits the person you are giving it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to personalise your candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Personalisation Requests on this product page. Enter your wording exactly as you would like it printed in the text box. Include any requests to change the label wording, text colours, dates, occasion or other design elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your details, then add the candle to your basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll personalisation and design changes are included in the price. We do not send a proof before printing, so please check spelling, names and dates carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLabel space is limited, so concise wording helps keep your design readable. There is no fixed text limit. If your request will not fit, we will contact you by email to agree an adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help or want to discuss an idea? Use the live chat at the bottom of our website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax candle in a reusable glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar dimensions: 8cm wide × 10cm high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTotal candle weight, including the glass jar: 480g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality water- and heat-resistant label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the recipient's address as the delivery address and add your gift message at checkout. We will place your message inside the box so it is the first thing they see, and leave out any invoice or receipt. Each candle is vacuum packed before being securely packed for dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDispatch and tracked delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 2pm UK time, Monday–Saturday, for same-day dispatch. We must also receive all required personalisation details before 2pm, either with your order or through live chat. Orders received after 2pm are dispatched on the next dispatch day. We dispatch Monday–Saturday, excluding bank holidays. Missing details or requests that need adjustment may delay dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard UK delivery: Evri 48-hour tracked or Royal Mail Tracked 48, normally arriving around two days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK delivery upgrade: DPD next-day delivery is available at checkout. The personalisation and dispatch cutoffs still apply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational delivery: Royal Mail International Tracked, estimated at up to 14 working days after dispatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll orders are tracked. 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