{"title":"Rude \u0026 Adult Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003e18+ personalised rude and adult novelty candles for cheeky gifts, parties, Secret Santa and grown-up humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-fishy-fanny-photo-message-personalised-candle-funny-adult-joke-news-style-custom-candle-gift","title":"Funny Fishy Fanny Personalised Photo Candle | Adult Joke Gift","description":"Funny Personalised Candle – Savage BBC News Style Label with Custom Photo – Rude Novelty Gift for Friends – Soy Wax Jar Candle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBREAKING NEWS: Abigail stinks of fishy fanny – and this candle is lighting up the scandal!\u003cbr\u003e\nThis outrageous personalised candle is styled like a live BBC news broadcast and features your chosen photo and customisable headlines. Whether it’s a savage birthday gift, a cheeky roast, or just a hilarious way to stir the pot, this novelty soy wax candle is guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few shocked gasps).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for friends who love bold banter and aren’t afraid of a little scandal, this candle is a one-of-a-kind gift that’s as fiery as the label suggests.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📸 Your Photo, Your Headline\u003cbr\u003e\nUpload a photo and customise the label text to suit your sense of humour. From savage headlines to spicy news tickers, you’re in charge of the chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny birthday gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nSavage gag gifts for mates\u003cbr\u003e\nRude novelty presents\u003cbr\u003e\nPersonalised roast gifts for besties\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💬 Example Label Ideas:\u003cbr\u003e\n“BREAKING NEWS: Abigail Stinks of Fishy Fanny – Sources Confirm”\u003cbr\u003e\n“LIVE: Sarah’s Drama – Still Unfolding”\u003cbr\u003e\n“NEWSFLASH: Jake’s Ego – Bigger Than Ever”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🕯️ Candle Specifications:\u003cbr\u003e\nSoy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 8cm wide x 10cm high\u003cbr\u003e\nBurn Time: Approx. 45 hours\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nScents Available:\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet Vanilla\u003cbr\u003e\nSpiced Berries\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPersonalised Label: Add your own photo and text\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade with love and a wicked sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nrude candle gift\u003cbr\u003e\nfunny personalised candle\u003cbr\u003e\nsavage birthday present\u003cbr\u003e\ncustom photo candle\u003cbr\u003e\nnovelty adult humour gift\u003cbr\u003e\nBBC news style candle\u003cbr\u003e\npersonalised soy wax candle\u003cbr\u003e\ngag gift for friend\u003cbr\u003e\nroast gift idea\u003cbr\u003e\nhandmade candle with label","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Sweet Vanilla","offer_id":55846618661239,"sku":"ET-26864389752","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cotton","offer_id":55846618694007,"sku":"ET-26503765697","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Berries","offer_id":55846618726775,"sku":"ET-26864389760","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7198899909_gjsv.jpg?v=1758930222"},{"product_id":"blowjob-personalised-candle-rude-adult-gift-funny-blowjob-candle-novelty-blowjob-gift-rude-relationship-candle-funny-blowjob-gifts","title":"Blowjob Personalised Candle | Rude Adult Gift","description":"🕯️ “Light Me When You Want a BJ (Blowjob)” – Personalised Soy Wax Candle  \u003cbr\u003e\nNot your nan‘s potpourri.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis unapologetically cheeky candle is the ultimate wink-in-wax form. Whether you‘re spicing up date night or giving your partner a gift that definitely won’t get regifted, this jar says what you’re thinking — loud, proud, and with a touch of lipstick sass.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎀 What’s Inside?  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Clean-burning soy wax, hand-poured into a sleek glass jar  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Approx. 45 hours of seductive illumination  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Personalised front label with bold message and flirty graphics  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Available in 3 irresistible scents:  \u003cbr\u003e\n  - 🍓 Spiced Berries – juicy, fiery, and just a bit dangerous  \u003cbr\u003e\n  - 🍦 Sweet Vanilla – comforting with a naughty twist  \u003cbr\u003e\n  - 🌬️ Soft Cotton – fresh as a clean sheet (soon to be rumpled)  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎯 Totally Customisable  \u003cbr\u003e\nChange anything on the label to match your vibe — perfect for couples, birthdays, Valentine’s Day or those “just because I’m horny” moments.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Why You’ll Love It:  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Makes an unforgettable gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Great for hen dos, cheeky anniversary surprises, or stocking stuffers with bite  \u003cbr\u003e\n- Pairs well with chilled wine, playful intentions, and leaving subtlety at the door  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n---\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBlowjob Candle \u003cbr\u003e\nFunny blowjob gift\u003cbr\u003e\nNovelty adult gift\u003cbr\u003e\nNovelty adult blowjob candle\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny Gifts for partner\u003cbr\u003e\nRude Relationship gift","brand":"MKTrends","offers":[{"title":"Sweet Vanilla","offer_id":55846627737975,"sku":"ET-8817160836","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cotton","offer_id":55846627770743,"sku":"ET-8817160832","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Berries","offer_id":55846627803511,"sku":"ET-8564947747","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/4720\/2266\/files\/il_fullxfull.7055300446_4pv4.jpg?v=1758930288"},{"product_id":"rude-adult-novelty-personalised-candle-rude-gifts-for-adults-custom-message-relationship-gift-valentines-candle-funny-couples-gift","title":"Rude Adult Personalised Candle | Funny Couples Gift","description":"Funny when this is lit... lick my clit Personalised Candle – Rude Adult Gift – Custom Stress Relief Candle – Hilarious Gift for couples – Soy Wax Jar – 45hr Burn – Novelty Present for Any Occasion\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe label reads:\u003cbr\u003e\nWHEN THIS IS LIT... LICK MY CLIT\u003cbr\u003e\n– and yes, you can change the name and message to suit whoever needs a laugh and a little aromatherapy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPart of our Funny Adult Gifts and Rude Stress Relief Candles collection, this candle is ideal for making your other half laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🕯️ Product Features:\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium Soy Wax Candle in a reusable glass jar\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 8cm wide x 10cm high\u003cbr\u003e\nBurn Time: Approx. 45 hours\u003cbr\u003e\nWeight: 420g\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nScent Options:\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet Vanilla\u003cbr\u003e\nSpiced Berries\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft Cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPersonalised Label: Add any name and custom message\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-poured \u0026amp; made to order – each candle is unique!\u003cbr\u003e\n🏷️ Label Details:\u003cbr\u003e\nTheme: Funny stress relief, rude humour, personalised sass\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nText Example:\u003cbr\u003e\nWHEN THIS IS LIT... 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Perfect for milestone birthdays, breakup survival kits or cheeky Secret Santa swaps, it brings dark humour and cosy vibes to any room. 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It’s the ultimate gag gift for mates who love off-colour humour, blending cheeky insult with a cosy, long-lasting scent. Available in Sweet Vanilla, Soft Cotton or Spiced Berries, just pick your aroma, add your favourite name and sign-off, and watch the hilarity unfold.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Features\u003cbr\u003e\n8 × 10 cm clear reusable glass jar—perfect for shelves, bathroom ledges or side tables, then repurpose as a pen pot or make-up brush holder\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n480 g eco-friendly soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn of approximately 45 hours\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThree odour-masking scents to choose from:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet Vanilla for a warm, comforting aroma\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft Cotton for a crisp, fresh ambience\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpiced Berries for a rich, fruity twist\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFully personalised label—swap “[NAME]” into the main phrase, insert a custom sign-off (e.g., “Love, [YOUR NAME] X”) and tweak fonts or colours\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on durable waterproof vinyl sticker paper to resist spills, smudges and everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLabel Details\u003cbr\u003e\nHeadline text “SMELLS LIKE [NAME]’S YEASTY FANNY” in bold, all-caps sans-serif font for maximum shock value\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSubtext “SAW THIS AND INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF YOU!” in a clean secondary font\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPersonal sign-off field (e.g., “FROM YOUR BESTIE, [YOUR NAME] X”) in a playful handwritten-style script\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrisp white background with pastel-blue platform and matching accents for high contrast and readability\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWraps seamlessly around the 8 × 10 cm jar—no gaps, no overlaps, pure novelty perfection\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100 % customisable: edit the main phrase, add emojis or icons, adjust layout to suit any décor\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re pranking your curry-loving flatmate after Taco Tuesday goes wrong, gifting your sister a savage birthday laugh, cheering on a mate recovering from a dodgy pastry, or delivering a memorable Secret Santa to your office’s resident joker, this candle has you covered. 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This funny cocaine-themed personalised candle is designed for the party animal who‘s been \"banned from marching powder but stuck watching flames instead.\" Whether it’s for your clubbing mate, party crew, or someone who’s embraced early nights over white lines, this candle is savage, hilarious, and unforgettable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe main label reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“WISHING I WAS OUT SNIFFING COCAINE”\u003cbr\u003e\n...followed by:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Instead, I’m stuck in watching this flame”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn the middle of the design is a big yellow \"NO MARCHING POWDER IN THIS AREA\" warning sign, along with small graphics of cocaine lines and a baggie — giving it a full-on parody label look. 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